>> HASKINS: Coming up on... >> METCALF: I get reminded every time before a show that it's a first-time, only-time hearing for that crowd. And you have a mental reminder of how to lay the story out. >> RIEDEL: Mm-hmm.
>> COOPER: And every once in a while, you tweak it. You know, you have something else in mind, and you give it a try. >> RIEDEL: Usually when Sam Gold is not there? [ Laughter ] >> HASKINS: "Theater Talk" is made possible in part by... >> NORA: Also, here's another thing that bothers me.
You don't get angry. >> TORVALD: Of course I do. >> NORA: Maybe once you -- >> TORVALD: Right now I feel angry. >> NORA: Right now you're angry? >> TORVALD: You're damn right I.
Am. >> NORA: No, I don't believe that you are angry, that you're in it, that you're inside the feeling of feeling angry. I think you're just outside of it, looking at it like, "Oh, there's some interesting thing." >> HASKINS: From New York City, this is "Theater Talk." I'm Susan Haskins. >> RIEDEL: And I'm Michael Riedel of the New York Post.
Now, Susan, there's a terrific new play on Broadway, "A Doll's House, Part 2," that shows us what has happened to Nora in the 15 years since she [Dramatically] slammed the door on Torvald and went out into the world. [ Normal voice ] The play is by Lucas Hnath. Welcome to "Theater Talk." >> HNATH: Thanks. >> RIEDEL: And it stars the brilliant Laurie Metcalf...
>> METCALF: Thank you. >> RIEDEL: ...As Nora, and the equally brilliant Chris Cooper as Torvald. >> COOPER: Thank you. >> RIEDEL: Welcome, all, to "Theater Talk." And congratulations on Tony nominations.
I think you're the triple threat here, I do believe. [ Laughter ] >> HASKINS: Yes, your entire cast of four was nominated and you, and how splendid. >> HNATH: And Sam Gold and... >> RIEDEL: [ Speaks indistinctly ] All right, so, Lucas, what got you thinking about the continuation of Nora's life? 'Cause I remember, years ago, there was a "Hal" Prince musical...
>> HNATH: "A Doll's Life." >> RIEDEL: ...Called "A Doll's Life" with George Hearn, and it sort of follows her into the world. >> HNATH: There's a couple of rather obscure sequels to the play, but, you know, I'm a big Ibsen fan. I love -- I think he's a master of plot. I love how the plays sort of work like this amazing roller-coaster ride.
So I started off as an Ibsen fan, and then I just, sort of as a joke, told somebody I was gonna write "A Doll's House, Part 2." Something about the title, like, made me giggle and felt a little naughty. And then the joke turned into a real thing when I just started playing around with the original Ibsen play and tried to figure out where the space is to say more or to continue the conversation. >> RIEDEL: Well, what I thought was fascinating, because "A Doll's House" is a drama, but this play -- certainly has dramatic elements, but it's very funny. And I admired the way you get away with allowing these 19th-century characters to speak in contemporary fashion.
>> HNATH: Yeah, well, you know, it's interesting. In studying Ibsen and studying how his plays are received in Norway, something that I often read is that, in Norway, people are laughing riotously at his plays and -- >> RIEDEL: He's the Neil Simon of -- [ Laughter ] >> HNATH: Sort of. I mean, there's something about when you have incredibly high stakes and people are being compelled to be honest, that that creates a kind of comedy. I did think that contemporizing the language would make those moments of telling the truth a bit more immediate and therefore funny.
>> RIEDEL: So, Laurie, where is Nora at this point in her life when "Part 2" begins? >> METCALF: When you hear the knock on the door, 15 years have passed, and we don't know what she's been up to, but she shows up looking pretty well, pretty good. >> RIEDEL: She does. >> METCALF: You said that you had asked people what they thought would've happened to Nora and most were negative. >> HNATH: Yeah, I polled a lot of people.
>> METCALF: Speculations, yeah. >> HNATH: Yeah. >> RIEDEL: That she would've failed. >> HNATH: Yeah, yeah.
And I thought that was peculiar, and it made me want to do the exact opposite. >> RIEDEL: So she is a successful -- Can we give some of it away or... >> METCALF: I don't like to give away what has made Nora successful, because, in the writing, Lucas sets it up as a guessing game between Nora and Anne Marie, which is mirroring, I think, what the audience is going through, also. >> HASKINS: I was anticipating the worst.
>> METCALF: Yes. Even though how she looks? >> HASKINS: No. Well, this is true, but I. Thought maybe you had made good money there as it were, but I.
Want to say that Linda Winer, the critic, said you were wearing the most beautiful dress she'd ever seen. >> METCALF: David Zinn, also a Tony nominee. >> HASKINS: In the guessing game, I thought, "Oh, no, has she fallen?" >> METCALF: Well, that's what Anne Marie -- Well, yeah, Anne Marie doesn't know what could possibly have earned Nora this success. So Anne Marie is very, very surprised when Nora tells her, very proudly, what she's been up to.
>> RIEDEL: And then, of course, there's a wonderful moment where we do not expect Torvald's arrival, because you haven't seen each other since she slammed the door. [ Chuckles ] And I must say -- >> COOPER: Yeah, the timing was perfect. Torvald has just -- On this one particular day, he's forgotten some paperwork. [ Laughter ] And then early arrival home.
>> RIEDEL: Yes, but there's a marvelous bit where he doesn't recognize her at first. >> COOPER: Yeah. >> RIEDEL: I love that. What's gone on in his life for these last 15 years? Is he the same man he was when she left, or has he moved along? >> COOPER: You know -- [ Chuckles ] We're working on this for -- We've been working on this since the second week of October 2016.
>> HASKINS: Wow. >> COOPER: And five months may seem like a pretty long time. I just feel like we're just getting our feet wet. >> RIEDEL: Really? >> COOPER: Yes.
>> RIEDEL: Why do you think that is? Is it because you are now in front of an audience and you have a sense of how they are responding to the play and how they're reacting to the character? >> COOPER: I think the pace is so important, and it was so driven by Sam Gold. Just recently have I been given the time, settling in here, to really... Think and begin -- and begin to personalize this character. >> RIEDEL: Mm.
>> COOPER: Just begun to do that. >> HASKINS: Does that make the experience more fun for the two of you, that you're still working it out as... >> METCALF: Yeah, it's really... Our two scenes that we have together onstage are both very different.
And I love the point that we get to in the last scene, which is, I think, unexpected from the audience. I get reminded every time before a show that it's a first-time, only-time hearing for that crowd. And you have a mental reminder of how to lay the story out. >> COOPER: And every once in a while, you tweak it.
You know, you have something else in mind, and you give it a try, you know? And -- >> RIEDEL: Usually when Sam Gold is not there? [ Laughter ] >> COOPER: No, I think Sam was... Sam was extremely encouraging and gave us so much free rein. He gave us the freedom to really find our blocking, find our movement, find -- And he certainly had an eye of... You know, the stage is unusual in that it comes way out beyond the proscenium.
>> RIEDEL: The point of a triangle. >> COOPER: The point of a triangle. >> HASKINS: Lucas, how do you describe the setting in -- Before Sam got to it and came in with the designer, how did you describe the setting of this play? >> HNATH: Yeah, I'm trying to remember what's in the script. There's a little note at the front of the script that says a couple of things.
It says that you should have as little as possible onstage. >> METCALF: Mm-hmm. The door is prominent. >> HNATH: The door is prominent.
The setting is a little abstracted because there's a degree to which I'm not interested in the audience reading the play so literally. The moment that you start to create a house that has some, you know, effort toward verisimilitude -- >> HASKINS: With tchotchkes. >> HNATH: Yeah, you start having other -- >> RIEDEL: The hypernaturalism of Ibsen. >> HNATH: Yeah.
And, you know, my first stab at writing the play, right, very, very beginning, was sort of a mock Ibsen play. But there's something about it that felt a little bit like a tribute band. [ Laughter ] You know, it was a little too cute, little too clever, and -- "Okay, let's strip away as much as I can." >> RIEDEL: What I found interesting about it, Laurie, is you look at the original play, and you're on Nora's side because she has to get out of this suffocating world. But you jump 15 years ahead when this play starts, her decision had consequences for the other people...
>> METCALF: Mm. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. >> RIEDEL: ...That were not necessarily the best things that could happen to people. >> METCALF: Right.
Well, that's what Lucas did, you know? Nora comes back just full of life and experience and... >> RIEDEL: Been great for her. >> METCALF: ...Confidence and, yeah, one little tweak that she's got to make to get right back into the thick of things in how she's running her life the way she wants it. And, yeah, and so these things hit her in the face when she comes back and realize what the time has cost everybody.
>> HASKINS: It struck me that she had taken on the male narcissism that we had seen in Torvald in "A Doll's House 1," and it was in an interesting... Not to tell you what you're doing, but it was an interesting psychological dynamic suddenly flipping. >> METCALF: And it's interesting between her and her grown daughter now, with how they're looking now -- They don't know each other, but they seem ver-- They're on opposite ends of the spectrum with marriage. >> HASKINS: Yes, I mean, what did she do this girl? >> METCALF: Yes, the abandonment issue.
You don't expect that coming in this sequel at all, that mother-daughter relationship. >> HASKINS: In our traditional perception of male-female relationships, you would've thought that he would bounce back better. I would've thought -- From reading the first "Doll's House," I would've thought he would bounce back better than you describe. >> HNATH: Yeah, I mean, I don't know.
It's... >> COOPER: No, I don't... >> HASKINS: No? All right. [ Chuckles ] >> METCALF: Well, he had to stay there within that community.
>> COOPER: Within that community and, you know... I don't think we're giving anything away. Yes, yes, keep Anne Marie for raising the kids. The boys are gone, but, you know, the youngest daughter is still in the household.
And I think he's kind of brought his daughter up to be a very proper... >> RIEDEL: [ Chuckles ] >> COOPER: It's almost contradictory what I hear coming from Emmy, that she's, "Mm..." Can I... ...Not so interested in books and all that, but a whip-smart girl. >> HASKINS: But he didn't find another wife.
That's my point. >> COOPER: Um, well... We were provided with a bunch of scholarly articles about Norway at that period and women's rights and what was going on with marriage and men's and women's relationships. I think he was so concerned, so -- And this seemed to be a part of that period.
What society thought of people at that time was paramount. >> HASKINS: Mm. Mm. >> COOPER: And I remember I was also kind of interested in what was happening religiously in Norway.
And I said -- What is it, Lutheran? >> HNATH: Yeah. >> COOPER: Predominantly Lutheran? And I was struck that, at that period of time in the church, in the Lutheran religion, they believed the children could only inherit the evil from mothers, from the mothers. And that was kind of really interesting to me. But, no, I imagine, in a quiet little town in Norway...
>> RIEDEL: Not a lot of singles bars back then. >> COOPER: ...He's settled in, and he's not an outgoing man. He's a man of numbers and money, and I just think he found his quiet little niche, you know? >> RIEDEL: Is it possible, Lucas, that he -- 'Cause I. Always saw this in the original play, "Doll's House, Part 1," he does love Nora.
>> HNATH: Yes, and -- >> RIEDEL: And I think he still loves Nora in his way. He doesn't understand her, but he does love her. >> HNATH: Well, when I started writing this play, I went and found a really bad translation online, cut and pasted it into a document, and tried to write Ibsen's play in my own words. And I stripped out any of the stuff that we sort of associate very easily with "A Doll's House." So I stripped out the references to macaroons.
I stripped out the "my little bird," "squirrel," all that stuff. >> METCALF: [ Chuckles ] >> RIEDEL: Thank God. >> HNATH: And when you take out a lot of these little -- I mean, and they're absolutely integral bits, but when you take out these things that we sort of very quickly associate with the play, something that became very clear to me is, the marriage between Nora and Helmer, they're two people who are stepping around each other. They don't want to get into a fight.
They want everything to just be nice and, you know, comfortable. And it's all of that avoiding of the difficult stuff, the anger, that seemed, to me, to be the real problem in this marriage. And so that created a mandate for the sequel. They need to have it out.
>> RIEDEL: Yeah. Yeah. Oh, you do. Well, it's a fascinating play.
>> COOPER: And like everybody -- And I think we kind of brought up -- Lucas has so developed points of view. I mean, that's paramount in this script. Each person has a valid point of view over these, you know... Since Nora has left.
And...You know, I mean, the folks that are coming backstage after the thing are saying, "Well, I didn't like Torvald in the opening, but I've, you know, learned to see his side of it." The Millennials certainly see Emmy's side of it. And, you know, there's... [ Sighs ] I'm sure there's a group that totally -- I mean, probably a big group that totally see's Anne Marie's -- >> HASKINS: Yes, the middle-aged servant girl. [ Laughing ] We do.
>> RIEDEL: [ Laughs ] But Nora's side is still, "I'm having a good time in my life." >> METCALF: Well -- >> COOPER: But she's got her argument. She's still her strong, strong arguments, too. Yeah. >> METCALF: Yeah, and she's -- There's a commitment to her, and her fight's not done.
>> RIEDEL: Absolutely. >> METCALF: Yeah, she's gonna keep going. She's courageous and selfish and funny. It's the Nora that we get to see that we never could have met her had she not gone off and had the experiences that she's had.
And now she gets to come back and show the person that she's grown into. >> RIEDEL: Got to wrap it up. All right. The play is "A Doll's House, Part 2," at the Golden Theatre -- a terrific production starring Laurie Metcalf and Chris Cooper, written by Lucas Hnath.
Thank you all for being our guests tonight on "Theater Talk," and good luck on June 11th. >> ANNE MARIE: After all the problems I've already fixed for you, you want me to fix this, too?! Is that what you're really saying?! [Bleep] you, Nora! [Bleep] you! You have zero gratitude. >> ANYA: ...Across my memory Far away, long ago Glowing dim as an ember Things my heart used to know Things it yearns to remember >> RIEDEL: Now, Susan, there was a hugely popular animated movie in the '90s, "Anastasia," which you saw when you were a little girl, right? >> HASKINS: Yes. [ Both laugh ] Right after "Pinocchio." Right.
>> RIEDEL: [ Laughs ] Right. It has been made into a terrific new Broadway musical here in New York at the Broadhurst Theatre. It stars Christy Alt-- Altomare. I got it right.
>> ALTOMARE: [ Italian accent ] Altomare. >> RIEDEL: Altomare, right, as the title character, Anastasia. And Ramin Karimloo, who plays the evil -- sort of evil Gleb -- in pursuit of her. >> KARIMLOO: Absolutely.
>> RIEDEL: And it was written by Terrence McNally, who seems to be on this show every time I. Turn [Laughing] around. Welcome back for your -- >> McNALLY: I play the good guy. I'm the hero, romantic lead.
>> RIEDEL: That's right. Welcome back for your 10th appearance, Terrence. Now, Terrence, years ago, when you were on this show, you told me you had a sign on your desk that says, "No more musicals." [ Laughing ] And here you are with your, what, 10th musical? How many is this for you? >> McNALLY: I don't know how many, but I -- I don't think it's 10, but it's getting up there. >> RIEDEL: Is that sign still on the desk or have you just thro-- >> McNALLY: No, I took it down.
>> RIEDEL: [ Laughs ] >> McNALLY: But when Lynn Ahrens and Stephen Flaherty ask if you're interested in working with them again... >> RIEDEL: 'Cause you did "Ragtime" with them. >> McNALLY: Yeah. And I said, "Well, let me wa--" I had not seen the film.
We did "Ragtime" and "Man of No Importance" -- two shows I'm very, very proud of. >> RIEDEL: Yeah. >> McNALLY: And I watched the movie, and I saw -- I loved the score. And I did remember dimly the Ingrid Bergman movie.
>> RIEDEL: Yes, of course. Yeah. >> McNALLY: And I said, "I think this could make a terrific musical, but it's got to be about real people, and we can't have singing animals, and it's got to be set in an historical context." >> RIEDEL: Right. >> McNALLY: People like Lenin and Bolsheviks really existed, and a family called the Romanovs were executed.
And there was a rumor that one of them escaped and she wanted to be reunited with her grandmother. And all this was very appealing to me 'cause it's a modern fairy tale with real seeds in reality, the history of Europe. So I said, "I'd be very interested," and we had a meeting, and we started working. Just about four years ago, they called me.
>> RIEDEL: Having delved into the Romanovs and the history, we know through DNA that Anastasia really -- she did die. But why do you think people have clung to this idea that she escaped for so long? What is appealing about it? >> McNALLY: I think we love good fairy tales, good mysteries. We love stories about people searching for their identity. >> RIEDEL: Mm-hmm.
>> McNALLY: We all have a longing -- "What were my -- Who are my ancestors? Where are my precedents as a person?" And there's something very human about wanting to find out who I. Am. I think we've created a modern fairy tale. >> HASKINS: But, also, what is a historical reality is that this was really an opportunity for some young woman, if, in fact, she was -- turned out to be Anastasia.
And, Christy, your character has amnesia, right? >> ALTOMARE: Yes, she has amnesia, and at that period in time, you know, in Russia, there was a lot of people destitute, fighting to get bread on the streets. And so it is an alluring thing to -- "Oh, maybe Grandma will have the answers, you know, and be able to --" >> HASKINS: "Maybe I'm not this poor person." >> RIEDEL: Maybe I'm not poor. [ Laughs ] >> ALTOMARE: Maybe -- Yeah. Yeah.
>> McNALLY: And the number of bodies in the grave of the Romanovs -- Anastasia's body was not there. >> HASKINS: Yes, and this was -- Because now -- >> McNALLY: We've learned many years later she was buried 200 yards away in another pit. >> HASKINS: In came DNA, and they figured it -- >> McNALLY: So there was a real basis for these rumors to have started. >> BOTH: Yeah.
>> RIEDEL: Now, Ramin, you're [Laughing] the bad guy. >> KARIMLOO: So they say. >> RIEDEL: [ Laughing ] Right. You have that dark, bad-guy look about you, I must say -- very fetching.
>> HASKINS: Well, you're the Communist. You represent the Communist... >> KARIMLOO: Yeah, Deputy Commissioner Gleb Vagonov, you know -- Bolshevik. >> RIEDEL: And he must destroy her because the Romanovs must be wiped out.
There can be no rallying point, right? >> KARIMLOO: The dilemma is, if you are Anas-- if Anya is Anastasia, what do I do about that, you know, knowing what we did -- well, what my father and his folks did. >> HASKINS: What did your father do? >> KARIMLOO: He was one of the guards that was there. He pulled the trigger. >> McNALLY: The execution squad.
>> KARIMLOO: He died of shame. You know, you kill women and children that, you know... >> McNALLY: Point blank. >> KARIMLOO: Even for them, [Chuckles] this was not the way to go about it.
>> RIEDEL: There's a lot more of this in the musical than there is in the Dis-- okay, the Disney, it was not a Disney movie -- in the cartoon movie. >> McNALLY: Yeah. >> HASKINS: You're showing us both sides of the issue in this musical. >> McNALLY: We tried to make it a musical for Broadway...
>> HASKINS: It is indeed. >> McNALLY: ...Not an adaptation of either film. And I said to Lynn and Stephen -- For example, the movie opens with the most famous song from the film, "Journey to the Past." Now it's our Act 1 curtain. >> HASKINS: Mm-hmm.
>> McNALLY: And I said, "I think Act 1 should take place entirely in the repressive society of Leningrad in 1927. And Act 2 takes place in the liberated Paris of Picasso, Stravinsky... >> HASKINS: Yes. >> McNALLY: ...Modern art, jazz, women wearing short skirts.
>> HASKINS: But I do want to say, at the beginning of Act 1, you do have the fabulous Romanov ball with the beautiful beaded costumes and -- [ Laughs ] >> McNALLY: There was something very seductive about that way of life. We could all daydream about living that way. >> RIEDEL: But I do like the fact, though, Terrence, that you... I just could never see you doing an animated movie.
>> McNALLY: I couldn't either. That's why I said, "If you want a singing bat..." There's a famous bat in the movie, and I. Think a chipmunk or two might have a number. >> RIEDEL: [ Laughs ] >> McNALLY: ...I said, "I'm not your guy.
It's a great movie, but I don't do chipmunks, so I'll pass." [ Laughter ] And they got it, and I said, "Your villain in the movie is Rasputin. He died six or seven years before the Romanovs were executed." So my sense of history cannot be that -- I want people to learn something from the show. >> RIEDEL: Absolutely. >> McNALLY: Like, "Oh, yeah, there was --" That was the last dynasty to go down and the violence of that revolution and -- Russia was hermetically sealed from the rest of the world.
>> RIEDEL: Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. >> McNALLY: And I just found all this fascinating to write about. >> RIEDEL: You've been to Russia a couple of times. Did you ever go the site where the Romanovs were killed? >> McNALLY: No, no.
That's quite a trip from where I. Was. >> RIEDEL: When you were in the Soviet Union, were you aware of the enduring cult of the Romanovs? >> McNALLY: I was. >> RIEDEL: Still there even though -- >> McNALLY: I was shocked to see souvenirs of the Romanovs being sold, yeah.
And 'cause this is one -- I. Said, "I can't believe there's really this long a line every day --" and it was bitter cold -- to see Lenin embalmed in that tomb. >> RIEDEL: Yeah. >> McNALLY: Stood in line for three hours and -- "Keep moving, keep moving." So you're in the room, the mausoleum, looking at his body for no more than 60 seconds.
And I waited three hours just to have that experience, and this was almost, you know, 60 years after the Revolution, 70 years. And people -- the cult of Lenin. And that's why he had to be in the show, you know, his stature, presence. These are real people, and, you know, this happened.
>> HASKINS: Could you have imagined such a set? I want to go back to the your set. >> McNALLY: The technology... >> HASKINS: It's an incredible, incredible set, but then that they could realize anything you wrote. You didn't have to be confined by anything.
>> McNALLY: Someone told me really good advice a few year-- I wish they'd told me much earlier. They said, "Just write it." >> HASKINS: Yeah. >> McNALLY: We'll find a way to stage it. >> HASKINS: Yes, I mean, they have a moving train going across Europe, and you're on it.
>> RIEDEL: Christy and Ramin, I. Want to ask you guys, though -- we've had a lot of set glitches lately, and, you know, we had the whole issue with "Spider-Man." You guys are the actors out there every night. These sets are getting bigger and bigger and more complicated. Is there ever a moment where you think, "Good, God, I could be in jeopardy because the technology is so huge on Broadway now"? >> ALTOMARE: It's a case-by-case basis, and this team has always made us feel safe from the very beginning.
I think, first time we got on the train, we ran it so carefully to make sure nobody got hurt, and everything was super-safe. >> McNALLY: Our director, Darko Tresnjak, was so good about that. I was very impressed how he put actor safety above everything. >> RIEDEL: Well, Ramin, you've been in some of the -- You've been in "Phantom" and "Les Miz" -- turntables, chandeliers.
>> KARIMLOO: Yeah. >> RIEDEL: [ Chuckling ] Is it getting out of control to some extent? >> KARIMLOO: No, but I've been stuck in an angel a couple times. >> RIEDEL: Oh, in "The Phantom"? >> KARIMLOO: Yeah, I was stuck there, and it started swinging, and they're like, "Ladies and gentlemen, we're gonna take a break." I'm like, "You're gonna take a break? I'm stuck on -- [ Laughter ] I got nowhere to go. They're like, "Don't move!" I'm like, "What do you mean don't move?" [ Laughter ] "I'm not going anywhere." >> RIEDEL: Well, don't miss "Anastasia" at the Broadhurst Theatre -- beautiful new musical written by Terrence McNally with Lynn Ahrens and Stephen Flaherty.
I'm sorry they couldn't be here to join us but -- >> McNALLY: A lot of new songs. >> RIEDEL: Yes, how many new songs? >> McNALLY: Only about 4 from the movie and 9 or 10 brand-new ones -- that are gorgeous. >> HASKINS: The movie songs, people applaud for the movie songs they're so happy to hear them, and then there's wonderful new songs. >> McNALLY: And they love the new songs just as much, so that's great.
>> RIEDEL: Starring Christy Altomare and Ramin Karimloo. We'll see you at "Anastasia" with our tiaras on. The kids, the girls, show up with tiaras. Lynn and Steve told me.
They all come with tiaras, don't they? >> ALTOMARE: Yes. It's adorable. >> RIEDEL: Terrence McNally, you are now a teen idol. Did you ever think? [ Laughter ] >> McNALLY: Sometimes I say, "Did I write this show?" There's no four-letter words, not even partial nudity, and I.
Wrote it! [ Laughter ] The start of something. >> RIEDEL: Okay, "Anastasia" at the Broadhurst. Thanks a lot for being our guests tonight on "Theater Talk." >> ANYA Dancing bears, painted wings Things I almost remember And a song someone sings Once upon a December [ Chorus vocalizing ] >> HASKINS: Our thanks to the Friends of "Theater Talk" for their significant contribution to this production. >> ANNOUNCER: We welcome your questions or comments for "Theater Talk." Thank you..
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Pelageya: It was great. Anastasia: Thank you very much Pelageya: I always have anxiety Dima: It was quite well done, quite well-bred Pelageya: Yeah. One thing wasn't well-bred, *makes a sound Anastasia: Unintelligible Pelageya: to our ears but the rest was very, very good Dima: Alexander, you've got any poison to kill the honey? *Ruissian idiom, means to say something negative when everyone else are saying positive stuff, Alexander: No, I don't know, everything was quite good, everything ended well tonight, right? Pelageya: It ended the best way possible. Leonid: I've thought, she sings bad, but has great vocals and Dima probably thought, she sings bad at the time, but has good vocals Dima:Disagree I've turned around, can't go back now Alexander: I've thought, she sings OK, vocals are not bad but I've got no idea what to do with her in the future Dima knows though Dima: That's why I turned.
She has great energy, I feel it Alexander: Good luck Anastasia: Thank you very much.
Pelageys: You didn't expect this, did you? Anastasia: Hello Leonid: You didn't expect to qualify? Anastasia:That was unexpected Dima: Show more emotions, come on! I know you've got plenty. Dima: What's your name? Where are you from? Anastasia: My name is Anastasia Belyavskaya I'm 18 years old Dima: 18?! Anastasia:Yes Alexander: How could it be? Dima: You've just got out of adolescence of adolescence Anastasia: out of captivity Dima: Yeah, I see. Anastasia: And I'm from Moscow. Dima: Are you a professional musician? Been doing this long? Maybe you sing in restaurants? (Dima is joking) Anastasia: No, I don't sing in restaurants yet Dima:What is your occupation? Why did you decide to come to the show? Anastasia: I'm in my third year in college Dima: You're not studying music? Anastasia: I am, it's a music college and when I turned 18 I decided to change something in my life Dima: Yes, ok You see, why I turned, I've heard a pretty unique voice, powerful and strong you could tell that it could be even stronger Dima: It could be, right? Dima: The voice is almost at the edge, is it? Dima: So, Pelageya: That was brave Dima: I've noticed qualities of a fighter in you Dima: We'll need them as the show progresses Pelageya:Yes Dima: Your voice is good though Pelageya: High notes were great, they were without fear.
Pelageya: It was great. Anastasia: Thank you very much Pelageya: I always have anxiety Dima: It was quite well done, quite well-bred Pelageya: Yeah. One thing wasn't well-bred, *makes a sound Anastasia: Unintelligible Pelageya: to our ears but the rest was very, very good Dima: Alexander, you've got any poison to kill the honey? *Ruissian idiom, means to say something negative when everyone else are saying positive stuff, Alexander: No, I don't know, everything was quite good, everything ended well tonight, right? Pelageya: It ended the best way possible. Leonid: I've thought, she sings bad, but has great vocals and Dima probably thought, she sings bad at the time, but has good vocals Dima:Disagree I've turned around, can't go back now Alexander: I've thought, she sings OK, vocals are not bad but I've got no idea what to do with her in the future Dima knows though Dima: That's why I turned.
She has great energy, I feel it Alexander: Good luck Anastasia: Thank you very much.
The Secret of Anastasia - Phelous
Another "Secret of" movie? Well, I sure hope it's that Anastasia grows wings and was possibly an angel the whole time. Spoilers: it's DUMBER. Maybe... [Extremely generic music from this movie] What, are these multiplying? Alright, before we get started here, I should point out, there are A FEW historical inaccuracies in The Secret of Anastasia.
I'll list them out: EVERYTHING. [Phelous] Okay, there's some basic parts of history, like the shooting of the Romanovs, but that's about it. This is obviously more of a UAV cash-in on Don Bluth's Anastasia movie, which was also a fairy tale set around these events. Pretty much most adaptations of Anastasia are about as historically accurate as Daffy Duck hitting Hitler over the head with a mallet.
Fortunately... ...Or maybe UNfortunately, depending on how you wanna look at it, this version does NOT turn Rasputin into a sorcerer. He couldn't even be bothered to appear in this one. He was too busy taking care of Harry Potter and Gandalf.
[Phelous] IMMEDIATELY, this movie displays some really poorly thought-out ideas as they try to play the deposing of Tsar Nicholas II and the murder of the Romanov family as almost COMEDIC. [Audio from the movie] Once upon a time... Isn't that what all the great narrators say? In this really enormous place called Russia, which was cold a lot, but actually very beautiful, there lived this tsar. In Russia, tsar is like a king.
Are we all on the same page? Oh, it's nice that the movie's IMMEDIATELY talking down to you. Like, "you deserve to be belittled for watching The Secret of Anastasia!" [Audio from the movie] And this tsar's name was Nicholas II. And this tsar, who was really nice, once you got to know him-- [Phelous] Yes, he was really unpopular because he was just too nice. Also, we're condensing the family down a bit here, because it helps the stupid "secret" at the end.
[From the Movie] Princess Anastasia! (Pronounced with all long a's) And I guess were saying it "Ana-STAW-sia" instead of "Ana-STAY-sia." "But actually it SHOULD be said that way--" I don't care. [From the movie] This family all lived happily in this fantastic house: the Imperial Castle of Moscow. [Phelous] I assume this is meant to be Alexander Palace, which is the last spot the tsar ruled from before being deposed. This, however, is NOT where the execution actually took place, as they were moved before that.
But this movie does...Nicely semi-depict their deaths via shadows, and Anastasia somehow is hidden in a HALLWAY. They also copied the Bluth film in that they made Anastasia a little girl during this event when in reality she was already 17. But that's hardly one of the sillier things in this movie, THIS IS, as they have Anastasia stay in the palace for almost 20 years, while she's being hunted for by what I think is the Communist Party, but the movie just refers to as "The Secret Police." Well, I know ONE thing that these guys definitely are, and that's extremely incompetent not to find Anastasia squatting in the very place that they lost her! For almost TWENTY YEARS! [Phelous] It's not like she's even really hiding in there, she's just parading around the place! [From the movie] Well, Gufinov, (fake laughter) Gufinov? Well, that's a real cute name for someone who wants to plug the title character with bullets! [Phelous] Russian Cobra Commander is a real genius at work though, as he's FINALLY thought of checking this place, and brought ONE other man, named GUFINOV. [Movie] (female voice singing) Though the winter grows bitter cold, and bright days are done, [Phelous] I see why they never found her here for so long.
Just keep singing out the window, it helps hide you! And who's helping her along in her little ill thought-out tune? TALKING MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS! Well, that worked out SO WELL when they did it in the Golden Films Hunchback movie, but I'm sure UAV did it better. [Movie] It was her! Old Syrupy Strings over there, she's always dragging the tempo! NOPE, I HATE IT! It's probably a little better. [Movie] To play music is to live. To live is to suffer.
[Phelous] ARE you living? ARE YOU?!?! [Movie] But such a sad song. I'm feeling sad a lot lately. I don't know why. [Phelous] Hmm, I don't know, COULD have something to do with living in the run-down palace your family was MURDERED IN.
And ain't that real cute how this movie just dumps living instruments on us and acts like that's normal. No comment at all from Anastasia about how or why these showed up, that might have actually been a good use for the stupid overly-casual narrator, rather than "LOOK AT THIS! SUPER PERFECT FAMILY, YOU DUMB SHIT AUDIENCE!" "THEY WERE THE BEST! THEN THEY DIED! OH NOES!" Well, if that drum was living, I guess it's NOT anymore. [Movie] (laughing) Aw, that's cold, Ann Anderson...Whoops... [Phelous] SUPER DEAD! [Movie] Oh, poor Tuba.
[Movie] I love you all so much! [Phelous] Anastasia DID love making out with harps, that's the one part of the story that they got right. [Movie] One day, you may have to go on without us. No! Never! Never say never, my dear. [Phelous] "Or else they'll make a movie that's just taking the piss out of you for saying it." [Movie] I feel as though I have no idea who I am.
A fraud. [Phelous] Maybe whoever Fake-astasia really is, she's related to Voldemort, 'cuz she does share his lack of a nose. But all dumb things must come to an end, as the so-called Secret Police finally find Anastasia living it up in the palace that was abandoned for no real reason, but I guess still had a 20 year's supply of food! Unless Anastasia sent the instruments out on food runs. [Movie] Did you hear that, Master? Voices! Footsteps! That's gotta be her, you hear me? Gotta be her, gotta be--OOF! [Derpy tuba folk music Phelous added] Well, if Anastasia had survived, I'm pretty certain THAT was the most believable story of how she would have escaped.
[Movie] (the cello) Why not try getting your big wheezy head off my bow? We're traveling incognito, so keep your voices down from now on. What's troubling you, dear? [Phelous] "Nothing is bothering me! This entire situation is PERFECT!" Geez, even for a harp, that's pretty damn dense! [Movie] What has happened, Mother Harp? [Phelous] I don't know how to break this to you, Anastasia, but YOU'RE NOT A HARP. Don't worry, that line will make more AND less sense later. [Movie] Don't cry! [Phelous] Oh good, a pervert in a trunk! That seems trustworthy! [Movie] Who are you? I am General Vladimir Vasilianov Ikonovich, at your service! I remember an Ikonovich.
He seems perfectly harmless to me. [Phelous] Did you think I was joking that they'd trust the weirdo locked in a trunk? Oh, you! [Movie] General...In the dreaded steamer trunk army? In the tsar's imperial forces, if you must know. Oh! Well, I kinda got bad news for you, buddy. Like, just twenty-some years ago the last tsar of Russia was kinda killed! [Phelous] "WELL, I THOUGHT I SAW FACES ON DEM INSTRUMENTS OVER THERE, BUT I GUESS NOT!" Ana-stawsa-stay-sia does hide the fact she's travelling with living instruments from Vladimir, so she DOES know that they're abominations, it's just that the movie didn't think it was worth addressing.
[Movie] Have we met before? [Phelous] Well, if they did, it was when she was, like, FIVE, so obviously THEY'RE gonna get together! Pssh, worked for Star Wars. Oh, wait, no it didn't... [Phelous] Vladimir was the name of one of the con artists from the Bluth version, however, THIS Vladdy looks like his partner in crime, Dimitri, just with a mustache added. He's basically gonna fit into that same role, but I guess he really was a suitcase soldier back in the day.
I guess he just missed the last twenty-so years. Probably 'cuz he was in a suitcase. [Movie] I did not mean to offend, Miss...? Anastasia. Oh, you're good.
You even happen to look a little like she would have looked. [Phelous] "You even stare goofy-eyed motherfuckers in the chest instead of making eye contact," "just like SHE would!" [Movie] I suppose you don't know there was a Princess Anastasia Nikolaevna Romanov, long since presumed dead. And I suppose YOU don't know that YOU should have moved on and stopped wearing the uniform and declaring yourself a soldier of the long since deposed tsar FROM A TRUNK! [Movie] And I suppose you're further unaware that 10 million pound sterling, the entire Romanov fortune, lay in a bank in Copenhagen, awaiting her return. [Phelous] This is another element directly lifted from the Bluth movie, right down to the 10 million number, though it was Anastasia's grandmother offering 10 million RUBLES for her granddaughter's return.
I don't know why they made it POUNDS here. They say the bank's in Copenhagen, and they don't use POUNDS there, either. [Movie] 10 million? I thought more! [Phelous] "He can't see our eyes if they're only at 50% opacity," "Or hear us from only a couple feet away!" [Movie] But with my help, guidance, and expertise, I just might be able to pass you off as Anastasia. But I AM Anastasia.
Yes! You keep on telling yourself that! (The accordion) What a major loser! [Phelous] Pretty sure you could have come to THAT conclusion a little sooner! [Movie] (the cello) He is shifty, he is rude, [Phelous] But he is one dude who forgot his attitude! [Movie] Then here's the deal, Princess. I take you to Copenhagen, put you up in a nice hotel, pay for your meals, clothes, everything, and train you in the ways of royalty. [Phelous] "Clearly I can afford to pay for all this when I can't even afford a train ticket!" [Movie] I'll only take 60%. 10%! 40%! Tell you what, 20%! Deal! Hey...
Who the...? What the...? [Clip from The Time Machine (I Found at a Yard Sale)] WHAT THE. [Movie] I...Throw my voice. [Phelous] "And sometimes I sound like a tuba!" "WHAT THE HELL? A LIVING TUBA!!" [Movie] Why is a former princess travelling alone on a train? Yeah...They're gonna keep using the term "princess," but Anastasia in reality was a Grand Duchess. They didn't HAVE princesses in Russia.
If it wasn't for THAT mistake, this would have been the perfect movie. [Movie] TICKETS! (Vladimir) The conductor! [Phelous] "I always check the luggage car for people's tickets!" "Sometimes stowaways have them! Doesn't make any sense!" [Movie] C'mon, jump! It's the only way! Wait! My instruments! You know, some girls just carry a lucky charm bracelet around with them wherever they go. They can't reveal they're sentient to Vladders, because... They're...Saving it.
[Movie] Why must you carry them with you wherever you go? [Phelous] Chop, chop, chop! Perfect animation! [Movie] Careful, young man, or I'll have you fired! Does this tuba really have the authority to do that? [Movie] You're welcome. (No talking, just music) (same music continues) [Phelous] Poor Vlad could only afford to get Annie the most luxurious suite at the hotel, so it's time to make him pay for that with a large room service bill! [Movie] We want some caviar! Not that orange stuff, but the real expensive red kind! On little toasty wedges! And we'll have some smoked salmon, braised duck...Oh, and how many kinds of Bellini do you have? Vodka! [Phelous] So these musical instruments eat? Well, that just adds a shit-ton of questions. How did they manage to keep five people fed while hiding out in that palace? But most importantly, where does it go? If they eat, they must create waste. It has to come out somewhere.
Does the tuba crap from its mouthpiece? Hope no one actually plays him. And, uh...How does the harp defecate? Where can it even come out? Does it just kinda slide along her strings? Eugh! Ugh, wait, does it have to come out the front hole on the violin girl? Why am I focusing so much on this? MOVE ON! [Phelous] Anyway, the best part of the Anastasia story is always how she gorged herself on room service along with living musical instruments! I sure am surprised most versions omit this! [Movie] You eat more than the Russian army, and I should know. I can explain. [Random clip] I CAN EXPLAIN! [Movie] No need.
I've been hungry before. After the Revolution, I had nothing. [Phelous] "But my fortunes changed when I started saving money by riding in luggage!" "I guess..." Either that or the dead tsar sure pays him well. [Movie] The very first thing you must learn is how to hold your head.
I intend to hold it on top of my neck. Becoming a princess takes more than a clever way with a punchline. (A full four counts without talking) (singing) Posture-- Ooh, that was a Dingo Pictures level of awkward pause there! I'm very impressed! [Movie] (singing) Chest out a bit! Now grin a bit! Stick out that noble chin a bit! No, that's a bit too far. [Phelous] Oh good, a song lesson about how to act like a princess.
Glad that won't make anyone think of any OTHER version of this. I really don't get this, either. If Anastasia DID survive, why would she be up on any of these royal things at this point? They'd know she must have survived either in hiding or as a commoner, so acting royal should just come off too try-hard-y. [Movie] (both singing) Things are looking sweetly hazy, 'cuz I like him/her more and mooooooooo-oooooore! "We just sang in front of each other that we have an attraction, but that doesn't mean we actually heard it!" But she heard the beginning part of the song where he was teaching her stuff.
Tch... It's like musical interludes aren't very realistic. [Phelous] Oh, there's the Kelsey Grammer Vladimir from the Bluth movie...Kinda. [Movie] Just another desperate attempt to get in the Romanov fortune! Pompous windbag, never could stand the man! Why do these instruments know people and stuff like this? Oh, yeah, because they're not being very subtle about this movie's "secret." [Movie] Now, when you curtsy to the duke, allow him to-- (Anastasia) Take my hand and-- [Phelous] Did Vladders just break his back or did the drugs finally kick in? He is gone...
So this is a "Let's see if this is actally Anastasia" party, which everyone seems very unconvinced of, so I really don't know why they're going through the motions. But Anastasia impostors is the other true thing that's actually in this movie. There are around ten accounts of people claiming to have been her. [Phelous] The most famous impostor was Anna Anderson, who cast enough doubt with people that a DNA test was even performed after her death, but this showed that she had no relation to the Romanovs.
Anna Anderson's story, though, is the basis for most Anastasia adaptations like this and the Bluth film. It wasn't until 2007 that what most believe to be the remains of the real Anastasia were found. I think people just like romanticizing the idea that someone survived the Romanov execution, which has kept the Anastasia story going. [Movie] She's like a fairy tale princess! Nice of you to SPELL THAT OUT for us, harp! [Movie] If only there were a prince.
[Phelous] "Oh wow, an obviously evil guy! LET'S TRUST HIM!" [Movie] Where is my royal assistant Gufinov? Is Gufinov...Goofin' off again? We understood his also punny name already, asswipe, and thanks for giving away who YOU are already! [Phelous] I know I joked that he's obviously evil-looking, but you could at least try not to give it away that he's Russian Cobra Commander in his first SECONDS of screentime! But oh, he's a prince, and his lack of charm obviously means Anastasia is taken with him, and has made her completely forget about old Vlad-stache. [Movie] But you remembered to bring my heart. Lucky you... Indeed.
It has been lost for so long-- [Phelous] Um, okay, Annie, you were denied. Holding the kiss pose WAY past the awkward point doesn't make it turn back around for you. She held the closed-eyes kissy face for eleven seconds, by the way. On a more serious note, jealousy, jealousy, jealousy, bleh, bleh, bleh...
Russian Cobra Commander takes Anastasia on dates! Clearly he couldn't just execute her while he's got her alone like this. [Audio from Lion and the King] MY GOD! [Phelous] But oh man, that wacky Gufinov! He just wants to do a little executing! Ha ha, what a perfect character to make a bumbling oaf! [Movie] I know Prince Paul's heart. He's the one getting me an audience with the Dowager Empress! The "Dowager Empress" would be the harp you're talking to right now--I mean your dead mother. [Movie] (Vladimir) Oh, what can you see in that...Oil slick! This General Ikonovich is becoming a major pain.
Something I can do for you gentlemen? Well... That was surprisingly more violent than I was expecting the stupid living musical instrument version of Anastasia to get. [Phelous] The Dowager Empress as they call her in this one is Anastasia's grand-mama, and she's the final boss between Anastasia and the family fortune! This is again a scene ripped right from the Bluth version where she had to prove herself to her grandmother. [Movie] My heart has been broken in peices.
The pieces carried away by a trail of charlatans exactly like yourself! Now I see that you are nothing but a scared old woman! You won't believe because your heart is closed-- [Phelous] "Whaa-!" (Groaning in pain) "You ARE the real Anastasia! She always was a klutz!" Nah, of course they copy the Bluth version of this scene right down to her grandmother not believing Anastasia until she sings a song that only Anastasia would know. [Movie] It's her! Yes! It is. And you two can finally be married! Married? [Phelous] "You've been living it up on the sweet single life way too long, Annie." "Ugh, now that I'm gonna marry that guy, I don't like him anymore!" "I'd only hold my lips out for an awkward FIVE seconds for him at this point!" [Movie] (Vladimir) Married? Are you crazy? Well...He asked. Well, that doesn't mean you have to say yes! She has...NO questions about the Vlad-zone's face getting rearranged? [Movie] What do you know about him, except that he's a prince? What more do I need to know? He's a prince, I'm a princess.
[Phelous] (sounding like he's in another room) "GRAND DUCHESS, YOU IDIOT!" [Movie] Anastasia, it's not like you to speak this way! I'm having dinner with the prince. If you'll all excuse me... We've created a monster! [Phelous] "LET'S KILL HER!" Hey, did you ever want to see that Sebastian and the chef scene from Disney's The Little Mermaid redone with an accordion? Ha ha, well, neither did I, but that's life for you. I just wish a lovely accordion dinner could have been cooked.
[Movie] Do not move! No, of course not. We want the girl. Paul? I'll come and rescue you. Oh man.
Will he really rescue her? Good thing we don't know who he actually is yet. [Movie] Paul, make them let me go! Paul? Paul? Do you see any "Paul" here? (Evil laughter) The real Prince Paul was taken care of years ago in anticipation of this very day. [Phelous] So a major part of this story is Anastasia proving that she is in fact royalty, but as an aside, a Russian soldier murdered a prince and seamlessly took his place with no questions asked just as a way to kill Anastasia! That seems remarkably well thought through. A+, A+.
[Movie] (evil laughter) (music starts) (singing) If you want the picture of a charming prince, I take the cake! (Singing) "but if I do a crappy villain song, you'll forget what an asinine plan this was!" (Talking) "Right?" [Movie] (singing) Reality is, things aren't always what they seem! [Phelous] Yeah, sure, that clothing change made sense. And I'm sure this reveal would be really shocking to Anastasia if she knew what your Russian Cobra Commander look WAS, but she never met you dressed like that until now! Oh, and he's actually turning into a snake, just like the GI Joe movie. (While chuckling) That was a good twist, everyone liked that. [Movie] Can I use the heat on her, Chief? CAN I? CAN I? CAN I--OOH! HA HA! That murderous Gufinov, what a scamp! [Movie] What has happened to Anastasia? Oh, she's been kidnapped.
Harps can't talk... But of course she can, dear man, so can I! The tuba? [Phelous] Yep, they can just easily talk to Vladimir. There was no reason for them not to until this point, other than building up his little non-reaction to it. And only now can the stupid-ical instruments actually be PROACTIVE in the story! [Movie] Paul has Anastasia! What? Where? When? [Phelous] Oh, watch out, you're gonna squeeze the crap right out of him! [Movie] So you mean to tell me you made me carry you all the way from Moscow to Copenhagen and you instruments can WALK? "You also mean to tell me you could have cleared up Anastasia's identity right away?" "WOW! Everything's so poorly thought out! How impressive!" [Movie] It's time for a little recital.
[Phelous] Wow, he's literally blowing it up his own ass. Luckily, the Communist Army is no match for a one-man band. [Movie] Let's do it! Get them! Get them! Bulls-eye! C'mon, that was perfect! I had to. [Voice Siro from Mortal Kombat Conquest] Ah-wah? [Movie] I don't care about the money, only you! I've been such a fool! I've loved you from the start! [Phelous] "Except for those parts where I didn't love you." [Movie] I wanted to take you back to Russia alive, so you could be hanged in your homeland.
"And I don't care if you think this looks awkward, it's not!" "REALLY!" [Phelous] If he wanted to take her back to Russia to be hanged, he still could have done that much earlier! Out the window, and impostor Prince Paul dies! ...Eventually, I guess. Though this is apparently the most deadly water ever, as this little drop and like TEN seconds in the water has apparently killed Vladdie-poo. Seriously. [Movie] Don't go, Vladimir! Don't go! I'm going to lose him! Oh, why did it have to be water, the Wicked Vladimir of the West's weakness? [Movie] We must tell her.
But that will mean... It is time. Oh yeah, it's about time for the stupid secret, isn't it? (Weak laugh) [Movie] You love him that much? I love him more than my own life! Then we can save him. How can that be? Have you ever wondered who we were, Anastasia? [Phelous] "You know, now that I think about it," "you guys are a little weird!" [Movie] Don't tell her! We'll have to go if you tell her! We are your family, Anastasia! [Beauty gasp] [Movie] I was your mother Alexandra.
Your brother Alexei, your sister Tatiania, and your father, Tsar Nicholas II. You didn't hide it very well, having her call you MOTHER HARP! But yes, there you go! The secret was the Romanovs were turned into musical instruments after they were executed! Just... Keep in mind, these were real people! I just... Wow...
[Phelous] Now that the Romanovs have revealed themselves, they can use their magical healing powers to revive Vladimir before they go. Because, you know, why wouldn't THAT be a thing? (Distressed laugh) You are really seeing this. Some people in the world seriously thought THIS was a good idea. The "Secret of" series: "We put the most asinine twist on any story we touch!" But now, I must reveal MY secret! That's right! I was really Phelous D1 the whole time! Yeah, bringin' THAT one back! Can we just...Not? I'M A MAGICAL BOOM BOX! WHO COULD I BE? (Gasp) It must be the last Tsar of Reviews...
Actually, the real secret is I don't care! DONE! [Outtro music] Oh, Phelous D1, did you turn into a cat AGAIN? You are the worst..
I'll list them out: EVERYTHING. [Phelous] Okay, there's some basic parts of history, like the shooting of the Romanovs, but that's about it. This is obviously more of a UAV cash-in on Don Bluth's Anastasia movie, which was also a fairy tale set around these events. Pretty much most adaptations of Anastasia are about as historically accurate as Daffy Duck hitting Hitler over the head with a mallet.
Fortunately... ...Or maybe UNfortunately, depending on how you wanna look at it, this version does NOT turn Rasputin into a sorcerer. He couldn't even be bothered to appear in this one. He was too busy taking care of Harry Potter and Gandalf.
[Phelous] IMMEDIATELY, this movie displays some really poorly thought-out ideas as they try to play the deposing of Tsar Nicholas II and the murder of the Romanov family as almost COMEDIC. [Audio from the movie] Once upon a time... Isn't that what all the great narrators say? In this really enormous place called Russia, which was cold a lot, but actually very beautiful, there lived this tsar. In Russia, tsar is like a king.
Are we all on the same page? Oh, it's nice that the movie's IMMEDIATELY talking down to you. Like, "you deserve to be belittled for watching The Secret of Anastasia!" [Audio from the movie] And this tsar's name was Nicholas II. And this tsar, who was really nice, once you got to know him-- [Phelous] Yes, he was really unpopular because he was just too nice. Also, we're condensing the family down a bit here, because it helps the stupid "secret" at the end.
[From the Movie] Princess Anastasia! (Pronounced with all long a's) And I guess were saying it "Ana-STAW-sia" instead of "Ana-STAY-sia." "But actually it SHOULD be said that way--" I don't care. [From the movie] This family all lived happily in this fantastic house: the Imperial Castle of Moscow. [Phelous] I assume this is meant to be Alexander Palace, which is the last spot the tsar ruled from before being deposed. This, however, is NOT where the execution actually took place, as they were moved before that.
But this movie does...Nicely semi-depict their deaths via shadows, and Anastasia somehow is hidden in a HALLWAY. They also copied the Bluth film in that they made Anastasia a little girl during this event when in reality she was already 17. But that's hardly one of the sillier things in this movie, THIS IS, as they have Anastasia stay in the palace for almost 20 years, while she's being hunted for by what I think is the Communist Party, but the movie just refers to as "The Secret Police." Well, I know ONE thing that these guys definitely are, and that's extremely incompetent not to find Anastasia squatting in the very place that they lost her! For almost TWENTY YEARS! [Phelous] It's not like she's even really hiding in there, she's just parading around the place! [From the movie] Well, Gufinov, (fake laughter) Gufinov? Well, that's a real cute name for someone who wants to plug the title character with bullets! [Phelous] Russian Cobra Commander is a real genius at work though, as he's FINALLY thought of checking this place, and brought ONE other man, named GUFINOV. [Movie] (female voice singing) Though the winter grows bitter cold, and bright days are done, [Phelous] I see why they never found her here for so long.
Just keep singing out the window, it helps hide you! And who's helping her along in her little ill thought-out tune? TALKING MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS! Well, that worked out SO WELL when they did it in the Golden Films Hunchback movie, but I'm sure UAV did it better. [Movie] It was her! Old Syrupy Strings over there, she's always dragging the tempo! NOPE, I HATE IT! It's probably a little better. [Movie] To play music is to live. To live is to suffer.
[Phelous] ARE you living? ARE YOU?!?! [Movie] But such a sad song. I'm feeling sad a lot lately. I don't know why. [Phelous] Hmm, I don't know, COULD have something to do with living in the run-down palace your family was MURDERED IN.
And ain't that real cute how this movie just dumps living instruments on us and acts like that's normal. No comment at all from Anastasia about how or why these showed up, that might have actually been a good use for the stupid overly-casual narrator, rather than "LOOK AT THIS! SUPER PERFECT FAMILY, YOU DUMB SHIT AUDIENCE!" "THEY WERE THE BEST! THEN THEY DIED! OH NOES!" Well, if that drum was living, I guess it's NOT anymore. [Movie] (laughing) Aw, that's cold, Ann Anderson...Whoops... [Phelous] SUPER DEAD! [Movie] Oh, poor Tuba.
[Movie] I love you all so much! [Phelous] Anastasia DID love making out with harps, that's the one part of the story that they got right. [Movie] One day, you may have to go on without us. No! Never! Never say never, my dear. [Phelous] "Or else they'll make a movie that's just taking the piss out of you for saying it." [Movie] I feel as though I have no idea who I am.
A fraud. [Phelous] Maybe whoever Fake-astasia really is, she's related to Voldemort, 'cuz she does share his lack of a nose. But all dumb things must come to an end, as the so-called Secret Police finally find Anastasia living it up in the palace that was abandoned for no real reason, but I guess still had a 20 year's supply of food! Unless Anastasia sent the instruments out on food runs. [Movie] Did you hear that, Master? Voices! Footsteps! That's gotta be her, you hear me? Gotta be her, gotta be--OOF! [Derpy tuba folk music Phelous added] Well, if Anastasia had survived, I'm pretty certain THAT was the most believable story of how she would have escaped.
[Movie] (the cello) Why not try getting your big wheezy head off my bow? We're traveling incognito, so keep your voices down from now on. What's troubling you, dear? [Phelous] "Nothing is bothering me! This entire situation is PERFECT!" Geez, even for a harp, that's pretty damn dense! [Movie] What has happened, Mother Harp? [Phelous] I don't know how to break this to you, Anastasia, but YOU'RE NOT A HARP. Don't worry, that line will make more AND less sense later. [Movie] Don't cry! [Phelous] Oh good, a pervert in a trunk! That seems trustworthy! [Movie] Who are you? I am General Vladimir Vasilianov Ikonovich, at your service! I remember an Ikonovich.
He seems perfectly harmless to me. [Phelous] Did you think I was joking that they'd trust the weirdo locked in a trunk? Oh, you! [Movie] General...In the dreaded steamer trunk army? In the tsar's imperial forces, if you must know. Oh! Well, I kinda got bad news for you, buddy. Like, just twenty-some years ago the last tsar of Russia was kinda killed! [Phelous] "WELL, I THOUGHT I SAW FACES ON DEM INSTRUMENTS OVER THERE, BUT I GUESS NOT!" Ana-stawsa-stay-sia does hide the fact she's travelling with living instruments from Vladimir, so she DOES know that they're abominations, it's just that the movie didn't think it was worth addressing.
[Movie] Have we met before? [Phelous] Well, if they did, it was when she was, like, FIVE, so obviously THEY'RE gonna get together! Pssh, worked for Star Wars. Oh, wait, no it didn't... [Phelous] Vladimir was the name of one of the con artists from the Bluth version, however, THIS Vladdy looks like his partner in crime, Dimitri, just with a mustache added. He's basically gonna fit into that same role, but I guess he really was a suitcase soldier back in the day.
I guess he just missed the last twenty-so years. Probably 'cuz he was in a suitcase. [Movie] I did not mean to offend, Miss...? Anastasia. Oh, you're good.
You even happen to look a little like she would have looked. [Phelous] "You even stare goofy-eyed motherfuckers in the chest instead of making eye contact," "just like SHE would!" [Movie] I suppose you don't know there was a Princess Anastasia Nikolaevna Romanov, long since presumed dead. And I suppose YOU don't know that YOU should have moved on and stopped wearing the uniform and declaring yourself a soldier of the long since deposed tsar FROM A TRUNK! [Movie] And I suppose you're further unaware that 10 million pound sterling, the entire Romanov fortune, lay in a bank in Copenhagen, awaiting her return. [Phelous] This is another element directly lifted from the Bluth movie, right down to the 10 million number, though it was Anastasia's grandmother offering 10 million RUBLES for her granddaughter's return.
I don't know why they made it POUNDS here. They say the bank's in Copenhagen, and they don't use POUNDS there, either. [Movie] 10 million? I thought more! [Phelous] "He can't see our eyes if they're only at 50% opacity," "Or hear us from only a couple feet away!" [Movie] But with my help, guidance, and expertise, I just might be able to pass you off as Anastasia. But I AM Anastasia.
Yes! You keep on telling yourself that! (The accordion) What a major loser! [Phelous] Pretty sure you could have come to THAT conclusion a little sooner! [Movie] (the cello) He is shifty, he is rude, [Phelous] But he is one dude who forgot his attitude! [Movie] Then here's the deal, Princess. I take you to Copenhagen, put you up in a nice hotel, pay for your meals, clothes, everything, and train you in the ways of royalty. [Phelous] "Clearly I can afford to pay for all this when I can't even afford a train ticket!" [Movie] I'll only take 60%. 10%! 40%! Tell you what, 20%! Deal! Hey...
Who the...? What the...? [Clip from The Time Machine (I Found at a Yard Sale)] WHAT THE. [Movie] I...Throw my voice. [Phelous] "And sometimes I sound like a tuba!" "WHAT THE HELL? A LIVING TUBA!!" [Movie] Why is a former princess travelling alone on a train? Yeah...They're gonna keep using the term "princess," but Anastasia in reality was a Grand Duchess. They didn't HAVE princesses in Russia.
If it wasn't for THAT mistake, this would have been the perfect movie. [Movie] TICKETS! (Vladimir) The conductor! [Phelous] "I always check the luggage car for people's tickets!" "Sometimes stowaways have them! Doesn't make any sense!" [Movie] C'mon, jump! It's the only way! Wait! My instruments! You know, some girls just carry a lucky charm bracelet around with them wherever they go. They can't reveal they're sentient to Vladders, because... They're...Saving it.
[Movie] Why must you carry them with you wherever you go? [Phelous] Chop, chop, chop! Perfect animation! [Movie] Careful, young man, or I'll have you fired! Does this tuba really have the authority to do that? [Movie] You're welcome. (No talking, just music) (same music continues) [Phelous] Poor Vlad could only afford to get Annie the most luxurious suite at the hotel, so it's time to make him pay for that with a large room service bill! [Movie] We want some caviar! Not that orange stuff, but the real expensive red kind! On little toasty wedges! And we'll have some smoked salmon, braised duck...Oh, and how many kinds of Bellini do you have? Vodka! [Phelous] So these musical instruments eat? Well, that just adds a shit-ton of questions. How did they manage to keep five people fed while hiding out in that palace? But most importantly, where does it go? If they eat, they must create waste. It has to come out somewhere.
Does the tuba crap from its mouthpiece? Hope no one actually plays him. And, uh...How does the harp defecate? Where can it even come out? Does it just kinda slide along her strings? Eugh! Ugh, wait, does it have to come out the front hole on the violin girl? Why am I focusing so much on this? MOVE ON! [Phelous] Anyway, the best part of the Anastasia story is always how she gorged herself on room service along with living musical instruments! I sure am surprised most versions omit this! [Movie] You eat more than the Russian army, and I should know. I can explain. [Random clip] I CAN EXPLAIN! [Movie] No need.
I've been hungry before. After the Revolution, I had nothing. [Phelous] "But my fortunes changed when I started saving money by riding in luggage!" "I guess..." Either that or the dead tsar sure pays him well. [Movie] The very first thing you must learn is how to hold your head.
I intend to hold it on top of my neck. Becoming a princess takes more than a clever way with a punchline. (A full four counts without talking) (singing) Posture-- Ooh, that was a Dingo Pictures level of awkward pause there! I'm very impressed! [Movie] (singing) Chest out a bit! Now grin a bit! Stick out that noble chin a bit! No, that's a bit too far. [Phelous] Oh good, a song lesson about how to act like a princess.
Glad that won't make anyone think of any OTHER version of this. I really don't get this, either. If Anastasia DID survive, why would she be up on any of these royal things at this point? They'd know she must have survived either in hiding or as a commoner, so acting royal should just come off too try-hard-y. [Movie] (both singing) Things are looking sweetly hazy, 'cuz I like him/her more and mooooooooo-oooooore! "We just sang in front of each other that we have an attraction, but that doesn't mean we actually heard it!" But she heard the beginning part of the song where he was teaching her stuff.
Tch... It's like musical interludes aren't very realistic. [Phelous] Oh, there's the Kelsey Grammer Vladimir from the Bluth movie...Kinda. [Movie] Just another desperate attempt to get in the Romanov fortune! Pompous windbag, never could stand the man! Why do these instruments know people and stuff like this? Oh, yeah, because they're not being very subtle about this movie's "secret." [Movie] Now, when you curtsy to the duke, allow him to-- (Anastasia) Take my hand and-- [Phelous] Did Vladders just break his back or did the drugs finally kick in? He is gone...
So this is a "Let's see if this is actally Anastasia" party, which everyone seems very unconvinced of, so I really don't know why they're going through the motions. But Anastasia impostors is the other true thing that's actually in this movie. There are around ten accounts of people claiming to have been her. [Phelous] The most famous impostor was Anna Anderson, who cast enough doubt with people that a DNA test was even performed after her death, but this showed that she had no relation to the Romanovs.
Anna Anderson's story, though, is the basis for most Anastasia adaptations like this and the Bluth film. It wasn't until 2007 that what most believe to be the remains of the real Anastasia were found. I think people just like romanticizing the idea that someone survived the Romanov execution, which has kept the Anastasia story going. [Movie] She's like a fairy tale princess! Nice of you to SPELL THAT OUT for us, harp! [Movie] If only there were a prince.
[Phelous] "Oh wow, an obviously evil guy! LET'S TRUST HIM!" [Movie] Where is my royal assistant Gufinov? Is Gufinov...Goofin' off again? We understood his also punny name already, asswipe, and thanks for giving away who YOU are already! [Phelous] I know I joked that he's obviously evil-looking, but you could at least try not to give it away that he's Russian Cobra Commander in his first SECONDS of screentime! But oh, he's a prince, and his lack of charm obviously means Anastasia is taken with him, and has made her completely forget about old Vlad-stache. [Movie] But you remembered to bring my heart. Lucky you... Indeed.
It has been lost for so long-- [Phelous] Um, okay, Annie, you were denied. Holding the kiss pose WAY past the awkward point doesn't make it turn back around for you. She held the closed-eyes kissy face for eleven seconds, by the way. On a more serious note, jealousy, jealousy, jealousy, bleh, bleh, bleh...
Russian Cobra Commander takes Anastasia on dates! Clearly he couldn't just execute her while he's got her alone like this. [Audio from Lion and the King] MY GOD! [Phelous] But oh man, that wacky Gufinov! He just wants to do a little executing! Ha ha, what a perfect character to make a bumbling oaf! [Movie] I know Prince Paul's heart. He's the one getting me an audience with the Dowager Empress! The "Dowager Empress" would be the harp you're talking to right now--I mean your dead mother. [Movie] (Vladimir) Oh, what can you see in that...Oil slick! This General Ikonovich is becoming a major pain.
Something I can do for you gentlemen? Well... That was surprisingly more violent than I was expecting the stupid living musical instrument version of Anastasia to get. [Phelous] The Dowager Empress as they call her in this one is Anastasia's grand-mama, and she's the final boss between Anastasia and the family fortune! This is again a scene ripped right from the Bluth version where she had to prove herself to her grandmother. [Movie] My heart has been broken in peices.
The pieces carried away by a trail of charlatans exactly like yourself! Now I see that you are nothing but a scared old woman! You won't believe because your heart is closed-- [Phelous] "Whaa-!" (Groaning in pain) "You ARE the real Anastasia! She always was a klutz!" Nah, of course they copy the Bluth version of this scene right down to her grandmother not believing Anastasia until she sings a song that only Anastasia would know. [Movie] It's her! Yes! It is. And you two can finally be married! Married? [Phelous] "You've been living it up on the sweet single life way too long, Annie." "Ugh, now that I'm gonna marry that guy, I don't like him anymore!" "I'd only hold my lips out for an awkward FIVE seconds for him at this point!" [Movie] (Vladimir) Married? Are you crazy? Well...He asked. Well, that doesn't mean you have to say yes! She has...NO questions about the Vlad-zone's face getting rearranged? [Movie] What do you know about him, except that he's a prince? What more do I need to know? He's a prince, I'm a princess.
[Phelous] (sounding like he's in another room) "GRAND DUCHESS, YOU IDIOT!" [Movie] Anastasia, it's not like you to speak this way! I'm having dinner with the prince. If you'll all excuse me... We've created a monster! [Phelous] "LET'S KILL HER!" Hey, did you ever want to see that Sebastian and the chef scene from Disney's The Little Mermaid redone with an accordion? Ha ha, well, neither did I, but that's life for you. I just wish a lovely accordion dinner could have been cooked.
[Movie] Do not move! No, of course not. We want the girl. Paul? I'll come and rescue you. Oh man.
Will he really rescue her? Good thing we don't know who he actually is yet. [Movie] Paul, make them let me go! Paul? Paul? Do you see any "Paul" here? (Evil laughter) The real Prince Paul was taken care of years ago in anticipation of this very day. [Phelous] So a major part of this story is Anastasia proving that she is in fact royalty, but as an aside, a Russian soldier murdered a prince and seamlessly took his place with no questions asked just as a way to kill Anastasia! That seems remarkably well thought through. A+, A+.
[Movie] (evil laughter) (music starts) (singing) If you want the picture of a charming prince, I take the cake! (Singing) "but if I do a crappy villain song, you'll forget what an asinine plan this was!" (Talking) "Right?" [Movie] (singing) Reality is, things aren't always what they seem! [Phelous] Yeah, sure, that clothing change made sense. And I'm sure this reveal would be really shocking to Anastasia if she knew what your Russian Cobra Commander look WAS, but she never met you dressed like that until now! Oh, and he's actually turning into a snake, just like the GI Joe movie. (While chuckling) That was a good twist, everyone liked that. [Movie] Can I use the heat on her, Chief? CAN I? CAN I? CAN I--OOH! HA HA! That murderous Gufinov, what a scamp! [Movie] What has happened to Anastasia? Oh, she's been kidnapped.
Harps can't talk... But of course she can, dear man, so can I! The tuba? [Phelous] Yep, they can just easily talk to Vladimir. There was no reason for them not to until this point, other than building up his little non-reaction to it. And only now can the stupid-ical instruments actually be PROACTIVE in the story! [Movie] Paul has Anastasia! What? Where? When? [Phelous] Oh, watch out, you're gonna squeeze the crap right out of him! [Movie] So you mean to tell me you made me carry you all the way from Moscow to Copenhagen and you instruments can WALK? "You also mean to tell me you could have cleared up Anastasia's identity right away?" "WOW! Everything's so poorly thought out! How impressive!" [Movie] It's time for a little recital.
[Phelous] Wow, he's literally blowing it up his own ass. Luckily, the Communist Army is no match for a one-man band. [Movie] Let's do it! Get them! Get them! Bulls-eye! C'mon, that was perfect! I had to. [Voice Siro from Mortal Kombat Conquest] Ah-wah? [Movie] I don't care about the money, only you! I've been such a fool! I've loved you from the start! [Phelous] "Except for those parts where I didn't love you." [Movie] I wanted to take you back to Russia alive, so you could be hanged in your homeland.
"And I don't care if you think this looks awkward, it's not!" "REALLY!" [Phelous] If he wanted to take her back to Russia to be hanged, he still could have done that much earlier! Out the window, and impostor Prince Paul dies! ...Eventually, I guess. Though this is apparently the most deadly water ever, as this little drop and like TEN seconds in the water has apparently killed Vladdie-poo. Seriously. [Movie] Don't go, Vladimir! Don't go! I'm going to lose him! Oh, why did it have to be water, the Wicked Vladimir of the West's weakness? [Movie] We must tell her.
But that will mean... It is time. Oh yeah, it's about time for the stupid secret, isn't it? (Weak laugh) [Movie] You love him that much? I love him more than my own life! Then we can save him. How can that be? Have you ever wondered who we were, Anastasia? [Phelous] "You know, now that I think about it," "you guys are a little weird!" [Movie] Don't tell her! We'll have to go if you tell her! We are your family, Anastasia! [Beauty gasp] [Movie] I was your mother Alexandra.
Your brother Alexei, your sister Tatiania, and your father, Tsar Nicholas II. You didn't hide it very well, having her call you MOTHER HARP! But yes, there you go! The secret was the Romanovs were turned into musical instruments after they were executed! Just... Keep in mind, these were real people! I just... Wow...
[Phelous] Now that the Romanovs have revealed themselves, they can use their magical healing powers to revive Vladimir before they go. Because, you know, why wouldn't THAT be a thing? (Distressed laugh) You are really seeing this. Some people in the world seriously thought THIS was a good idea. The "Secret of" series: "We put the most asinine twist on any story we touch!" But now, I must reveal MY secret! That's right! I was really Phelous D1 the whole time! Yeah, bringin' THAT one back! Can we just...Not? I'M A MAGICAL BOOM BOX! WHO COULD I BE? (Gasp) It must be the last Tsar of Reviews...
Actually, the real secret is I don't care! DONE! [Outtro music] Oh, Phelous D1, did you turn into a cat AGAIN? You are the worst..
THE MAKEUP BREAKUP - Destroying, weighing & re-pressing the Anastasia Beverly Hills Nicole Glow Kit
Hello, beauty news family welcome to this week's episode of the makeup breakup [yay] So what are we breaking up so Haley? [Oh] So this is the new Anastasia Beverly Hills Nicole Guerrero glow kit It's a pretty topical one though, so this is Brand-new release, it is a permanent one, so if you wanted it Don't worry You can get it, we will link down below where you can get it. But also a lot of people have been receiving these broken from Sephora Yes, ours was not [no] so we decided to break it Oh, yeah so we decided to weigh it to see how much product is in it and Also, how easily it is to repress, so if for whatever reason that you can't get a replacement Which you should be able to don't worry like we said it's permanent. [Yep], you can Repress it. Yes So let's get on to the video [Music] Can't believe it's not butter [laughing] I wanna do kitty kat [alright you can do kitty cat] and forever lit, forever lit looks forever shit Hmm does anyone else look at that.
I think maybe they want to eat it How does it feel? [Oh very soft] Isn't it lovely "butter" [laughing] It's very pink, I know kinda pretty though Oh yes, Oh yes, lovely, lovely Smash it, smush it! They all seem to have quite a silver shift to them. Yeah This is why I'm a bit concerned they might look the same on the skin we shall see This is when shaky hands come in handy [laughing] whoa Stop it! This is like...It almost looks like it's going on like a cream Gorgeous! Oh get out of town Nicole! [Excited] So i've been noticing this as I've been wiping out the pans, there's a lot of the like aluminium color coming off on the tissue Cheap pans? That's gross. Yeah, that's a bit concerning. Maybe don't hit pans on these ones folks [laughing] Otherwise you'll look like a tin man.
Yeah These are pressing so nicely! [Excited] I love this. I love this palette. I love it beautiful babies All right, so there we have the beautifully repressed palette, this pressed like a fucking dream these shades came together so easily with the Alcohol, they pressed beautifully and evenly, there so easy to smooth back into the their pans oh my god, don't be concerned about repressing any Anastasia glow kits because They're gorgeous So what we're going to do is let this dry over a couple of days And then we're going to film some footage of these being swatched Next to a brand new untouched not repressed Nicole Guerriero Anastasia glow kit and see if there's any changes in the formula Okay, what were the results? Well the results were the palette should contain 27 grams worth of products. Yes? And it contained 30.15 Grams, so a whole 3.15 Grams over.
Which is almost a whole shade as these shades are 4.5 Grams each. So you're getting Two-thirds of an additional shade. But they were beautiful shades. The shades in here, the formula Repressed like a dream.
They were so nice. They mixed so easily with the alcohol They went in really smoothly and when you press them out like they just they flattened easily so I... [Hmmm] beautiful. Okay, it doesn't look as good as new but it's pretty close.
Let's be real, it's pretty close Like I would be okay showing that on camera if I was doing a review. As you will know we did swatch this repressed palette next to an untouched one, it was perfect, and you can see that swatches exactly the same and it's beautiful. It's perfect Yeah, yeah, yeah, We approve! Tick tick tick and we will be doing a review of this, so if you're not aware we do a series on the weekend, where I do a review and a breakdown of the product and Haley does a Demonstration of the product in a couple of look so that will be coming up next week. So do keep an eye out for that so if you want to see what we actually think of the palette Next week alright guys.
Thank you so much for watching if you would like to see more don't forget to subscribe Because we'll be back next week. So stuff will be on the screen Check out the playlists and all that sort of stuff. Give this video a thumbs up, and we will see you in the next one. Bye.
I think maybe they want to eat it How does it feel? [Oh very soft] Isn't it lovely "butter" [laughing] It's very pink, I know kinda pretty though Oh yes, Oh yes, lovely, lovely Smash it, smush it! They all seem to have quite a silver shift to them. Yeah This is why I'm a bit concerned they might look the same on the skin we shall see This is when shaky hands come in handy [laughing] whoa Stop it! This is like...It almost looks like it's going on like a cream Gorgeous! Oh get out of town Nicole! [Excited] So i've been noticing this as I've been wiping out the pans, there's a lot of the like aluminium color coming off on the tissue Cheap pans? That's gross. Yeah, that's a bit concerning. Maybe don't hit pans on these ones folks [laughing] Otherwise you'll look like a tin man.
Yeah These are pressing so nicely! [Excited] I love this. I love this palette. I love it beautiful babies All right, so there we have the beautifully repressed palette, this pressed like a fucking dream these shades came together so easily with the Alcohol, they pressed beautifully and evenly, there so easy to smooth back into the their pans oh my god, don't be concerned about repressing any Anastasia glow kits because They're gorgeous So what we're going to do is let this dry over a couple of days And then we're going to film some footage of these being swatched Next to a brand new untouched not repressed Nicole Guerriero Anastasia glow kit and see if there's any changes in the formula Okay, what were the results? Well the results were the palette should contain 27 grams worth of products. Yes? And it contained 30.15 Grams, so a whole 3.15 Grams over.
Which is almost a whole shade as these shades are 4.5 Grams each. So you're getting Two-thirds of an additional shade. But they were beautiful shades. The shades in here, the formula Repressed like a dream.
They were so nice. They mixed so easily with the alcohol They went in really smoothly and when you press them out like they just they flattened easily so I... [Hmmm] beautiful. Okay, it doesn't look as good as new but it's pretty close.
Let's be real, it's pretty close Like I would be okay showing that on camera if I was doing a review. As you will know we did swatch this repressed palette next to an untouched one, it was perfect, and you can see that swatches exactly the same and it's beautiful. It's perfect Yeah, yeah, yeah, We approve! Tick tick tick and we will be doing a review of this, so if you're not aware we do a series on the weekend, where I do a review and a breakdown of the product and Haley does a Demonstration of the product in a couple of look so that will be coming up next week. So do keep an eye out for that so if you want to see what we actually think of the palette Next week alright guys.
Thank you so much for watching if you would like to see more don't forget to subscribe Because we'll be back next week. So stuff will be on the screen Check out the playlists and all that sort of stuff. Give this video a thumbs up, and we will see you in the next one. Bye.
SIDE BY SIDE BY SUSAN BLACKWELL Max Von Essen of ANASTASIA
Oh hey, everybody! It's me Susan Blackwell and today and I'm side-by-side my favorite Broadway jingle horse. Look
everybody! From Anastasia, its Max von Essen. Hi! Max!
--Hi, everybody! --Tell our friends at home where we are what we're doing toda.
--We are in Hell's Kitchen at a local hang. Am i telling you where we
are? We're at Glass House Tavern --We love the Glass House Tavern.
And we are making a gingerbread house for the holidays. It's a kit. We're taking--
--No, no, no. I baked fresh gingerbread this morning.
I was up before dawn.
--You or your team prepared this. This is wonderful.
-- Okay do you have a plan for this? --Yeah we just connect her.
[Singing] Tell me a story in 30 seconds.
30 Seconds on the cloc.
You're gonna tell me the whole life story. Don't leave out the
awesome parts. Ready, and, you're, starting, now.
--Okay I'm Italian. I was born in Queens til I was five.
Then I grew up on Long Island
where that was pretty much like what I'm a product of. And I fell in love a
musical theater because my mom brought me all these songs and movies and things. And then my dream was to move to into the city and be a Broadway star and it's
all I want to do ever and now I'm here. I have more time? And I went to
school and I study music and economics because I had to be you know be serious
and I came out I'm a proud gay man.
I'm performer and now I'm an Anastasia on
Broadway and living my dream, constantly. --Badoom! Super bonus what is the name of that autobiography my autobiography is um Straight to the Middle the
Unauthorized Autobiography of Max von Essen. [Singing] We're playing
what the what right now with max! -Clapped hands and slide whistle and wears wigs. What the what? --I don't know how that started, but someone gave me a slide
whistle and I was doing a show a long time ago and we needed, like we it was
it was stressful, so I just always had it in my bag so if there was ever like a
tense moment a stage manager said something crazy, I just like.
And everyone
would just immediately like ease. It just broke the tension all the time.
And caftans, that is something I stole from Andrew Rannells.
--Ya don't say. --Not I didn't steal
an actual caftan, but I stole the idea of it.
Because caftans also... They just make you feel great. I mean you feel like you're in an
episode or like you're down and like Miami or something with your old lady
friend.
-- So you have a collection? --We have a box of caftans and usually when we have friends over, and you've been drinking for a few minutes or a few
hours, at some point someone will know where they are and they'll run upstairs
just like go under my bed and they'll grab a wig because the wigs are in the
box too. And they'll grab a caftan and then the party just turns into like men
and women lounging around and wigs and caftans.
--That's why on your Facebook there are so many photo, just like party photos, random photos, and I'll be like like a why are a third of the people in this photograph wearing like a wig?
-- I'm telling you it's so fun and you're so relaxed. --Goddamn barrel of monkeys Max von Essen. You've been on your farewell tour of West Side Story, Tony, for like years now
so what the what? --So over. It's been a long time.
--Come on.
But how many times did you say this is my last Tony in West Sid Story.
-- I mean like at least three times but it was like my
--They just kept pulling you back in! First gig ever. Another theater
would call. And then recently I was actually auditioning
--And you're like, I'm off book! --There was a
concert recently of like a fancy a symphony concert and I was auditioning
for it, first of all, I was like auditioning? --You're auditioning?
--Yes.
Second of all I audition for everything, but this one, they were
like, I thought maybe they would just call me it's a concert, doesn't matter if
I'm a little old. It's a big space, just in concert, but not only did I go to
audition because I thought one more! -- I got one more in me!
--But I knew I could do it vocally, and it in concert. It'd be a little different.
--And you're off book. --I didn't get it.
--Oh...
-[Slide whistle noise] --You're doing Anastasia on the Broadway. What the what is that like?
-- I I love it. I love it so much. --I love that you love it.
--It's super challenging, but not like physically
challenging. He's on and off stage, got these long breaks.
--For this? --Yes, challenging. I mean Ramin was like and would sing sing his high notes.
I think it was
like, it felt like a piece of cake for him, or he just made it seem like that.
But for me not a piece of cake. But it's fun yeah and why and you know it's not
supposed to be easy. I mean, American Paris wasn't easy. It was more physical.
--Broadway's not supposed to be easy.
--Broadway isn't supposed to be easy.
--And this definitely isn't like singing the
these songs Ahrens and Flaherty, these like epic songs, it's amazing. --When you see audience members filming shows with their camera, what the what happens?
-- Oh my god you know you know my trigger points don't you? That's when I need a slide whistle
in my pocket. --Calm your shit down.
--It's baby's first break! My first break,
for me, cuz it was so crazy. I was a little bit obsessed with Liza Minnelli
when I was a kid, like that was one of the, she was one of the first performers,
I was like oh my gosh like I gravitated towards. I didn't even know who her
mother was like at that point. I mean I.
Knew Wizard of Oz, but I didn't know it
was like mother daughter Judy Garland. I just knew Liza Minelli. I loved her and
then I saw it in Backstage. Not .Com, the paper that I would get every week.
--What's that now? --Backstage.
--And Liza Minnelli needed a backup singer, she had two guys, she needed a third. It said like between five nine and five eleven, I guess the
costumes. Back --And her height.
--High baritone, tenor or whatever, and I was like I'm sorry excuse
me? This is mine.
But I mean no agent or
anything at the time. I just sent and sent my stuff in and I got an audition. I
had five callbacks and then I booked it. And I toured with Liza Minnelli.
---That was baby's first break? --Yeah.
-- That is an amazing break. Yeah I mean that was crazy. It
didn't really do anything career-wise was so sort of separate. I wanted to do
theater like no one really knew..
It didn't get me auditions or anything.
--What an adventure. --But it was.
--And with somebody you love. Still love? Love even more?
-- Yes! Well I mean how could you not, how could I not still Liza, love Liza Minnelli.
--I don't know maybe she beat you with hanger.
--She wronged me. No no you're kidding.
She's perfect. --Show us your pussy now.
-- Show us a picture of your cat, your Hedgehog, your pet, your dog. --Oh!
--Show us your pussy. --I thought you were...
You know you know what's coming? In my life?
-- I do. --Pocket, you know that Pocket is coming. --Oh god am I gonna am I if I turn into a
crazy cat person already. So my partner and I have wanted, well he's wanted, he
grew up with pets, like tons of pets.
He's like we need something. I'm like dying,
I'm aching for like to have like a life a small life around. And I don't like
feel a need for it but now I have like fallen in love and I've come on board. This is a little Sphinx cat, her name is Pocket.
Look at her!
--Pocket! Is the name of the game The name of the game is pocket.
-- Chek out her Instagram at Pocket the Sphinx. Um, not my doing. My boyfriend's obsessed.
--Pocket? --Oh, yes her name is
Pocket, but she comes on Friday.
It's literally Christmas. She's from a
special breeder in Arizona. --Adopt! Adopt! Adopt!
--I know I know I know here and I. We absolutely 1000% would.
I'm really allergic, so we had to find the best
possible breed for me. And she's hairless. She's got like a little bit on her ears.
--Look at the sunlight coming through her ears. Geegeegeee.
--She is, and she's teeny, and she's gonna be she's gonna stay pretty teeny.
Daniel's flying out to Arizona on Friday to go get her, cuz she's that where she is.
--Wow, Pocket. --I know, she's setting me back. Let's just say thank God I'm going back
on Broadway.
--I see diamonds on Pocket. Mmm that's what I'm saying. --[Singing] Fill it in! Fill it in! Fill in the
musical blanks. --You're gonna fill in the blanks but you have to do it in song
okay?
-- Uh-huh.
The first song I remember singing was...
--The Sun will come out tomorrow! Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow.
--Annie? --Well [laughs] --I auditioned for community theater prod
version of Annie. Once again they took a little license
because they wanted me in the show and so they made up a role. I was the boy
orphan. They had one boy.
--A boy orphan? --The borphan.
If you recall from Annie, there are no boy orphans. --My first audition
song was... --Oh, oh gosh. Do you know song, [singing] All the time I thought there's only me.
Crazy in a way that no one else could be, would have given everything I
owned if someone would have said you're not alone. It's so depressing.
It's the Barry Manilow song, I think, but I like we're just kind of like singing
is like a light, like a light, light pop. Song. --My go to audition song now is...
--Oh, okay, I have a couple, but it's probably... I. Have dreamed that your arms are lovely. I have dreamed what a joy you'll be.
Yeah. I have dreamed...
I love that song. It's one of my favorite songs ever. And I can kind of like adjust
it a little bit depending on like what's needed.
Look I mean, obviously, I go
in for more shows that are a little bit like more sung, a little bit more romantic,
--But when they're like we need a bluegrass version.
--Oh, that's [singing] I have dreamed that your arms are lovely. No. No, I don't do anything lat that. -- We need like a heavy metal version of that, then you're like...
--Then I say thank you!
-- My go-to karaoke song is... --Oh, I Who Have Nothing. [Singing] I, who have
nothing. I, who have no one.
I adore you! It's Tom Jones says it. And I want you so! Ba-da-ba-da... I love you! I don't know
the words right now. Cuz it's usually karaoke.
--Your voice.
You're like a -dork-chestra. That's a dork Orchestra all in one body. Guess what time it is? --It's time to eat this? It's time to go?
--It's time for Susan's fantasy jukebox. I've got your nose and you can have it back, but
first you can have to sing me any song of your choosing.
How about
something from Anastasia? --I'd love it.
--Yeah, there's a really pretty song called The Neva Flows
and it goes like [singing] The Neva flows, a new wind blows, and soon it will be spring.
The leaves unfold, the Czar lies cold, a revolution is a simple thing. --That's it. Yeah and he just kind of keeps going, but it's not a pretty theme? Da da da da da
dee da da da da da? Pretty.
--You're good at singing.
--No. You should have told me you
were gonna make me sing it at a morning shoot! --You guys this has been another
amazing episode of side by side by Susan Blackwell with Max von Essen. Go see him
--Come see me. -- In Anastasia.
You want any spreadings?
--Sure. --You're a dreamboat. You're a god damn dreamboat. I'm putting him sideways.
Like look like --Jaunty.
--This is really nice. Can you get a shot of that? [Jingle Bells plays] --What was the boy orphan's name? Did he have a name like I don't know like Colby jack or something?
--You know I. Don't think they gave me a name and at
the time... --Little stinker.
--I didn't have enough training to realize that I was supposed
to you know fill in a complete, you know, background and story for him.
--You didn't do a character study on the borphan?
-- I did not.
I have no idea what his name was.
[Slide whistle].
everybody! From Anastasia, its Max von Essen. Hi! Max!
--Hi, everybody! --Tell our friends at home where we are what we're doing toda.
--We are in Hell's Kitchen at a local hang. Am i telling you where we
are? We're at Glass House Tavern --We love the Glass House Tavern.
And we are making a gingerbread house for the holidays. It's a kit. We're taking--
--No, no, no. I baked fresh gingerbread this morning.
I was up before dawn.
--You or your team prepared this. This is wonderful.
-- Okay do you have a plan for this? --Yeah we just connect her.
[Singing] Tell me a story in 30 seconds.
30 Seconds on the cloc.
You're gonna tell me the whole life story. Don't leave out the
awesome parts. Ready, and, you're, starting, now.
--Okay I'm Italian. I was born in Queens til I was five.
Then I grew up on Long Island
where that was pretty much like what I'm a product of. And I fell in love a
musical theater because my mom brought me all these songs and movies and things. And then my dream was to move to into the city and be a Broadway star and it's
all I want to do ever and now I'm here. I have more time? And I went to
school and I study music and economics because I had to be you know be serious
and I came out I'm a proud gay man.
I'm performer and now I'm an Anastasia on
Broadway and living my dream, constantly. --Badoom! Super bonus what is the name of that autobiography my autobiography is um Straight to the Middle the
Unauthorized Autobiography of Max von Essen. [Singing] We're playing
what the what right now with max! -Clapped hands and slide whistle and wears wigs. What the what? --I don't know how that started, but someone gave me a slide
whistle and I was doing a show a long time ago and we needed, like we it was
it was stressful, so I just always had it in my bag so if there was ever like a
tense moment a stage manager said something crazy, I just like.
And everyone
would just immediately like ease. It just broke the tension all the time.
And caftans, that is something I stole from Andrew Rannells.
--Ya don't say. --Not I didn't steal
an actual caftan, but I stole the idea of it.
Because caftans also... They just make you feel great. I mean you feel like you're in an
episode or like you're down and like Miami or something with your old lady
friend.
-- So you have a collection? --We have a box of caftans and usually when we have friends over, and you've been drinking for a few minutes or a few
hours, at some point someone will know where they are and they'll run upstairs
just like go under my bed and they'll grab a wig because the wigs are in the
box too. And they'll grab a caftan and then the party just turns into like men
and women lounging around and wigs and caftans.
--That's why on your Facebook there are so many photo, just like party photos, random photos, and I'll be like like a why are a third of the people in this photograph wearing like a wig?
-- I'm telling you it's so fun and you're so relaxed. --Goddamn barrel of monkeys Max von Essen. You've been on your farewell tour of West Side Story, Tony, for like years now
so what the what? --So over. It's been a long time.
--Come on.
But how many times did you say this is my last Tony in West Sid Story.
-- I mean like at least three times but it was like my
--They just kept pulling you back in! First gig ever. Another theater
would call. And then recently I was actually auditioning
--And you're like, I'm off book! --There was a
concert recently of like a fancy a symphony concert and I was auditioning
for it, first of all, I was like auditioning? --You're auditioning?
--Yes.
Second of all I audition for everything, but this one, they were
like, I thought maybe they would just call me it's a concert, doesn't matter if
I'm a little old. It's a big space, just in concert, but not only did I go to
audition because I thought one more! -- I got one more in me!
--But I knew I could do it vocally, and it in concert. It'd be a little different.
--And you're off book. --I didn't get it.
--Oh...
-[Slide whistle noise] --You're doing Anastasia on the Broadway. What the what is that like?
-- I I love it. I love it so much. --I love that you love it.
--It's super challenging, but not like physically
challenging. He's on and off stage, got these long breaks.
--For this? --Yes, challenging. I mean Ramin was like and would sing sing his high notes.
I think it was
like, it felt like a piece of cake for him, or he just made it seem like that.
But for me not a piece of cake. But it's fun yeah and why and you know it's not
supposed to be easy. I mean, American Paris wasn't easy. It was more physical.
--Broadway's not supposed to be easy.
--Broadway isn't supposed to be easy.
--And this definitely isn't like singing the
these songs Ahrens and Flaherty, these like epic songs, it's amazing. --When you see audience members filming shows with their camera, what the what happens?
-- Oh my god you know you know my trigger points don't you? That's when I need a slide whistle
in my pocket. --Calm your shit down.
--It's baby's first break! My first break,
for me, cuz it was so crazy. I was a little bit obsessed with Liza Minnelli
when I was a kid, like that was one of the, she was one of the first performers,
I was like oh my gosh like I gravitated towards. I didn't even know who her
mother was like at that point. I mean I.
Knew Wizard of Oz, but I didn't know it
was like mother daughter Judy Garland. I just knew Liza Minelli. I loved her and
then I saw it in Backstage. Not .Com, the paper that I would get every week.
--What's that now? --Backstage.
--And Liza Minnelli needed a backup singer, she had two guys, she needed a third. It said like between five nine and five eleven, I guess the
costumes. Back --And her height.
--High baritone, tenor or whatever, and I was like I'm sorry excuse
me? This is mine.
But I mean no agent or
anything at the time. I just sent and sent my stuff in and I got an audition. I
had five callbacks and then I booked it. And I toured with Liza Minnelli.
---That was baby's first break? --Yeah.
-- That is an amazing break. Yeah I mean that was crazy. It
didn't really do anything career-wise was so sort of separate. I wanted to do
theater like no one really knew..
It didn't get me auditions or anything.
--What an adventure. --But it was.
--And with somebody you love. Still love? Love even more?
-- Yes! Well I mean how could you not, how could I not still Liza, love Liza Minnelli.
--I don't know maybe she beat you with hanger.
--She wronged me. No no you're kidding.
She's perfect. --Show us your pussy now.
-- Show us a picture of your cat, your Hedgehog, your pet, your dog. --Oh!
--Show us your pussy. --I thought you were...
You know you know what's coming? In my life?
-- I do. --Pocket, you know that Pocket is coming. --Oh god am I gonna am I if I turn into a
crazy cat person already. So my partner and I have wanted, well he's wanted, he
grew up with pets, like tons of pets.
He's like we need something. I'm like dying,
I'm aching for like to have like a life a small life around. And I don't like
feel a need for it but now I have like fallen in love and I've come on board. This is a little Sphinx cat, her name is Pocket.
Look at her!
--Pocket! Is the name of the game The name of the game is pocket.
-- Chek out her Instagram at Pocket the Sphinx. Um, not my doing. My boyfriend's obsessed.
--Pocket? --Oh, yes her name is
Pocket, but she comes on Friday.
It's literally Christmas. She's from a
special breeder in Arizona. --Adopt! Adopt! Adopt!
--I know I know I know here and I. We absolutely 1000% would.
I'm really allergic, so we had to find the best
possible breed for me. And she's hairless. She's got like a little bit on her ears.
--Look at the sunlight coming through her ears. Geegeegeee.
--She is, and she's teeny, and she's gonna be she's gonna stay pretty teeny.
Daniel's flying out to Arizona on Friday to go get her, cuz she's that where she is.
--Wow, Pocket. --I know, she's setting me back. Let's just say thank God I'm going back
on Broadway.
--I see diamonds on Pocket. Mmm that's what I'm saying. --[Singing] Fill it in! Fill it in! Fill in the
musical blanks. --You're gonna fill in the blanks but you have to do it in song
okay?
-- Uh-huh.
The first song I remember singing was...
--The Sun will come out tomorrow! Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow.
--Annie? --Well [laughs] --I auditioned for community theater prod
version of Annie. Once again they took a little license
because they wanted me in the show and so they made up a role. I was the boy
orphan. They had one boy.
--A boy orphan? --The borphan.
If you recall from Annie, there are no boy orphans. --My first audition
song was... --Oh, oh gosh. Do you know song, [singing] All the time I thought there's only me.
Crazy in a way that no one else could be, would have given everything I
owned if someone would have said you're not alone. It's so depressing.
It's the Barry Manilow song, I think, but I like we're just kind of like singing
is like a light, like a light, light pop. Song. --My go to audition song now is...
--Oh, okay, I have a couple, but it's probably... I. Have dreamed that your arms are lovely. I have dreamed what a joy you'll be.
Yeah. I have dreamed...
I love that song. It's one of my favorite songs ever. And I can kind of like adjust
it a little bit depending on like what's needed.
Look I mean, obviously, I go
in for more shows that are a little bit like more sung, a little bit more romantic,
--But when they're like we need a bluegrass version.
--Oh, that's [singing] I have dreamed that your arms are lovely. No. No, I don't do anything lat that. -- We need like a heavy metal version of that, then you're like...
--Then I say thank you!
-- My go-to karaoke song is... --Oh, I Who Have Nothing. [Singing] I, who have
nothing. I, who have no one.
I adore you! It's Tom Jones says it. And I want you so! Ba-da-ba-da... I love you! I don't know
the words right now. Cuz it's usually karaoke.
--Your voice.
You're like a -dork-chestra. That's a dork Orchestra all in one body. Guess what time it is? --It's time to eat this? It's time to go?
--It's time for Susan's fantasy jukebox. I've got your nose and you can have it back, but
first you can have to sing me any song of your choosing.
How about
something from Anastasia? --I'd love it.
--Yeah, there's a really pretty song called The Neva Flows
and it goes like [singing] The Neva flows, a new wind blows, and soon it will be spring.
The leaves unfold, the Czar lies cold, a revolution is a simple thing. --That's it. Yeah and he just kind of keeps going, but it's not a pretty theme? Da da da da da
dee da da da da da? Pretty.
--You're good at singing.
--No. You should have told me you
were gonna make me sing it at a morning shoot! --You guys this has been another
amazing episode of side by side by Susan Blackwell with Max von Essen. Go see him
--Come see me. -- In Anastasia.
You want any spreadings?
--Sure. --You're a dreamboat. You're a god damn dreamboat. I'm putting him sideways.
Like look like --Jaunty.
--This is really nice. Can you get a shot of that? [Jingle Bells plays] --What was the boy orphan's name? Did he have a name like I don't know like Colby jack or something?
--You know I. Don't think they gave me a name and at
the time... --Little stinker.
--I didn't have enough training to realize that I was supposed
to you know fill in a complete, you know, background and story for him.
--You didn't do a character study on the borphan?
-- I did not.
I have no idea what his name was.
[Slide whistle].
Show People with Paul Wontorek Derek Klena of ANASTASIA
He's already starred in fan favorite
shows like Wicked The Bridges of Madison County and his current gig as Dimitri in
Broadway's Anastasia. On his 26th birthday,
my guest today talks about balancing sports and show tunes as a team,
mastering the art of the shaky stage door selfie, and how a Aaron Tveit song
and a Facebook message from a famous stranger got him to New York City. So he
sent me a Facebook message basically being like, "So I heard you saying the
song. Did you sing a well? And I was like what? Like who is this guy? And you didn't know who he was? I didn't know he was, of course, like super naively I'm gonna sing
this song.
So I look it up, and I'm like, like I thought I was in big trouble. I
was like, "Oh no." Sit back and take a shot as Derek Klena kicks off a new season of
Show People Hello Mr. Klena! Hi, hey, how are you doing?
I'm good. It's so good to see you.
So good to see you, thanks for having me. How's life on the
Broadway? It's amazing, you know, Anastasia It's a beautiful show, beautiful
beautiful people coming. Crazy fans. Yeah.
And you're playing like that like a dream roll? Yeah. I mean this This like one of those people that you
like grew up dreaming about? Yeah this is like one of the animated movies that I
was always like, "Oh wouldn't that be cool if they made a stage production of it
someday?" Yeah, and you're engaged. I am. A lot of
things are happening for you.
A lot, a lot, a lot happening. This is kind of like a peak moment in your
life. Yeah it's it's been like a crazy exciting year, and obviously an
exciting time. And, it's your birthday My birthday? Oh gosh.
It's not going to be your birthday when people watch this but today is your birthday. Today is my birthday. So we have a little gift little gift from from us. Oh, thank you.
Check that out. It's a little you know... Anastasia. Oh, there you
go! It's a classic, classic, classic.
Classic Russian vodka. Thank you guys. It is early in the day, but I would ask you if you wouldn't mind there's also something else on that bag.
Would you would you have a shot with me? All right. All right, let's do it.
Let's just kick it off. This might be the earliest shot I've
ever had. Yeah, me too, and this is the first interview I've done in a while
for Show People so I think we should kick it off and yeah I mean honor
of you and your many years. Wow, oh yeah, I shouldn't have I shouldn't
have topped it off should I? But, you know.
Cheers. Thank you so much.
Cheers to you. Happy Birthday, sir. Ah, yeah we did that.
It's real vodka. You did that It's really the real deal. Now since it says your birthday will there be other
drinking at some point? No, you know, the biggest thing the other thing I'm
looking forward to most tonight at Anastasia is we I get to wear the crown
jewels tonight. When you're the birthday boy or girl,
Marybeth who plays the beautiful Dowager Empress blesses you with
her crown jewels.
So I'll get to wear the crown and and the necklace tonight and
everyone will sing Happy Birthday, and we'll all celebrate over cake
pre-show. So I'm looking forward to that. I mean when you're on Broadway
you're in a schedule. Yes Yeah, so you can't really go crazy no I
mean you know guys in their 20s who may be they're celebrating a birthday.
Yeah, I got together with some friends this weekend we had like a
birthday dinner at like a hibachi restaurant. When's the
last time you did hibachi? Have you ever? It's been... I don't know. Okay it's I
haven't done it since probably like high school right and it's the best thing
ever Remind me what it's actually like.
You know they have those like those.. Like Benihana? They're at the table and they're flipping things and
you're cathing things in your mouth. You do this. But it's the most fun.
We have like
a small group of people and and yeah it was it was really fun. And what's
your fiancee, who probably was not your fiancee at that point... She was this was the day of. This dinner was planned to celebrate my birthday
and little did everyone know that we'd also be celebrating --And apple-picking
--Yeah, and apple picking.
--And avocado toast with bacon, which I
didn't know of. --It's it's more just avocado toast with bacon included, bacon on top and that's a must. And then like a drizzle of like ranch
dressing. And a ring? And a ring .
At what point did you decide that you would
propose with avocado toast? --It was earlier in the week when all this was
kind of coming to fruition. It didn't all come together in one week. --No, no I
mean I knew like we we celebrated our like eight years since we met this past
week. --So you met when you were a teenager? --I had celebrated my 18th
birthday a week after meeting her.
Wow. Wow. Which
is yeah which is crazy. So yeah, we've been together a long time.
We met at UCLA
and so it was So that's the first... It was zero week. It was like before we even started classes. I was going to say that's like the start of class.
Yeah, we moved in and friends from her
dorm were meeting up with friends from my dorm, just random people and we're like
let's go like meet people and like go to dinner. So we like we all went to the
sushi. --Marry them eventually? Exactly. --Who else
could say that? --No but we ended up sitting next to each other and like talking and we didn't actually start dating really until like like a couple months
later.
I mean we were talking off and on like You must have been like woah she's gorgeous. I was definitely like this girl's special and eight years later and
now we're engaged it's yeah kind of hard to believe. So the avocado toast
it's just a regular thing you do? Do you make food for her often? --It's our go-to. We'll either do like like diced potatoes grilled with like bacon like onions,
like a big mishmash of all the stuff, or avocado toast, and I felt like that
symbolized us.
And you know we like cherish, you know the Broadway schedule.
She works on a regular schedule, she works in the fashion industry and so
we hardly ever see each other, so the times that we do get to see each other. So, our special time I guess when we just sit and like actually get to
enjoy life together and is Saturday and Sunday mornings, so that it was a big
symbol of us and our happy time and I. Felt like it was appropriate.
It's so
sweet it's amazing that you found the right one so early I mean. I know. -- A lot of people must
say to you like really dude like this like you've been with her yeah now like
for all these formative years, and you've been like the toast, one of the
toasts of Broadway, I mean you had this amazing career happen you've had a lot
of attention, and and you've kind of had her by your side for that whole thing. Yeah she's been so supportive in the act the life of an actor is insane, and
so to have a functional relationship with an actor and someone who's not --She's not in the business.
She's not in the business. You know it's really hard and she moved out to
New York shortly after I did because I left during school after my junior year to
come out here for Carrie and then she actually graduated after her third year
at UCLA. -- Wow And was able to come out to New York to
pursue this this fashion Is she a genius? --She's really smart. --What's her favorite of your
performances? Oh gosh, this one probably.
Really? --She was a huge Anastasia fan
growing up, so when I got the audition and when I
actually got this and we were going to Hartford she was like, "I'm a little upset
that you're gonna be out of town for two and a half months, but if you're gonna
leave Anastasia is what I'll let you leave for." So, I was like thank you, that's nice,
so yeah she was thrilled and she's seen the show. She saw it in
Hartford like three or four times. She's seen the show here three or four times and
every time we have new friends coming into town she sees it again and
Anastasia holds a special place in her heart. --Yeah, I think about that little
girl that watched that movie over and over now she gets to marry Demetri.
--Yeah. --It's crazy! Of course she's excited. Yeah, it's very cool. --Well, I'm very excited
for you.
Thank you. --We're gonna take a quick
break and be right back and we're going to talk about Anastasia. We're back with Mr. Derek Klenna, who
of course is Dimitri in Anastasia, dream role for you and your fiancee.
Yeah, definitely. We've been enjoying the Broadway.Com vlog Royal Misfits, Christy Altomare is
amazing backstage vlog. --She is, she's like the showrunner of it. I feel like
she comes in with like a storyboard every week and like a script and like
we all sit down at the table and we're all like alright let's just do a
read-through.
She's so prepared. --She's putting a lot of
pressure on the cast or is it a welcome , a welcome diversion? No, I
mean it's definitely a team effort all around because the thing with the vlogs
is like being the leading role in the show she's on stage the entire time,
so we don't really get like many times to to have those like
goof-off moments like backstage. We don't have a lot of backstage time so she has
to be very strategic about when all this gets planned and like when we're filming and
so the cast and everybody's had to like you know come in like 15 minutes, half
hour early to like you know calls it's like to film certain scenes. There's a special call for Royal Misfits? No seriously.--We have like a call, but everyone is super game.
--She also edits it, too. She edits it because like this episode that's coming out this week John and I
John and I did like a scene where we got into a big fight over like something
that I discovered with it.. Yes, it's been brewing over
the course of the season yeah. The arc.
The climactic fight is finally here
that we've all been waiting for. So we literally, Christy's like perched
in like the corner of John's room as him and I are just getting to each other's
faces then we could end it like cut and like she's like you guys just moving a
little closer because they're not quite in frame and we're like okay we'll do it
again, we'll take it from that line, and then we get through halfway through the
scene and like one of us would start laughing. We'd be like alright just keep
rolling keep rolling keep going. We're gonna start over, so poor Christy's
sitting there going like in her head, "Oh my god.
I'm gonna have to edit this
together." And they're just chopping this whole scene up, but she's a trouper and
she has a vision obviously she has a vision, and
yeah we trust her. What I love about the vlogs is really you get a sense of how
fun is between the cast and sort of the backstage life of shows. This seems
like a very rich like a rich backstage, Anastasia. Yes and I think that that started even
during a rehearsal process.
I mean starting from the top Darko Tresnjak, our
director created this comfortable, positive environment that I think
everybody kind of fed off. And that translated to the writers and in
their writing process and to the cast. And yeah it's a great building,
everybody's, we're all really great friends and I think that's why the vlog
and the show honestly, the show has been successful. I think is I think a big
part is there's just a warmth in the building and and we are one big family,
which I feel like doesn't always happen on Broadway.
You know there's so much
stress that's involved and it's so physical maintaining a show for an
extended period of time, but we're all in this together and and it's uh yeah it's
a lot of really really good people. So what about the the Fan-astasias? As there
are many of them. And I haven't been in been in your dressing room, but
I've been in Christie's dressing room, and there's like there's art everywhere. I
mean it's wallpaper with you know.
We've all been in it in the vlog,
but we it's wallpapered with this fan stuff. With a fan mail, yeah. We do, we
have crazy fans. We have fans from the film we have new fans of the show,
fans of the story, fans of ours from like previous works, so there's just
everyone's like jointed together as like the Fan-atasia movement, it
grows so positive.
--Can they sometimes not breathe when they see you, because I saw the show, and I. Sat next to a young Japanese
girl who was just quietly gasping throughout the entire show, like she
would she was losing her mind like it was like she was in a virtual reality
game and not believing that this thing she dreamt of is coming to life in front
of her, so it seems like they might actually have a difficult time
communicating. --They do and it's it's funny: the selfie game gets like
super extreme. Everybody wants a selfie, so once one person starts
doing a selfie, everybody wants a selfie.
And we're more
than happy to like pose and yeah you know we appreciate them being --That's a
lot of selfies. -- It's a lot of selfies, but the best are the shaky selfies the
people that are so excited, so excited that we can't get a good one so every
once in a while there'll be a one of these, which is super sweet and they're
usually we'll help them out and be like alright, here we go
you'll get it, I'll tap it. I'll tap it You just hold, which is really sweet, but
there there is the occasional shaky selfie and we do get like overexcited
because people have waited years, years for this, and this coming
November is a 20th anniversary of the film. Oh my god what's gonna happen? We
going to do something? --What are we going to do? I honestly don't know what we're doing, but, we're probably going to do something.
Yeah, so it's a 20 years since the film came out, so all these people that have grown
up with it and waited all this time for its have finally come to be a Broadway
show is happening and it's exciting do things go wrong on stage? I mean you seem
like you have a really great poker face. I feel like you would really be able to
like keep things... You know who doesn't have a good poker face though
John Bolton. And he, when I see him starting to giggle, because he can be
like Jolly Vlad, and he's going to hate me for saying this but his role has a little more leeway
than mine does on the spectrum, but he's this is the best guy
ever, but lately you know we have enough inside jokes now that if something does
happen on stage, we really have to keep it together because we're like, "John, it's really great that we're such good friends, but this is a problem." Like
if one of us starts breaking, the other one knows it, and then it just...
So it
slowly starts to spiral. So there are moments when we definitely have to keep
it together. Lately the show has been pretty good, not like it's not like a ton
of mishaps. Every once in a while someone will just space out and start
to do choreo or like go somewhere that they're not supposed to go.
That
like was fun and interesting. We're like, "Oh, where are you today? Oh okay you can make that round?" Or like, you know, just the minute you start to think about blocking
and lines and all of that is when like problem like when you just get in your head
things. Like, now it's like it's just in your body and like you just let it
happen it'll happen so when you start to think about it, that's when things get interesting. Does anything go wrong with all the video?
There's a lot video.
Like, it's all video screens. Or, are they ever in the wrong country? -- It's usually, oh, this is actually kind of funny. The other day, because it's it's a
giant board of all these little mini squares, these LED squares that make up this giant screen. It's like a screen in Times Square, and...
--By the way, Frozen, same thing.
--Yeah, yeah, Aaron Rhyne. So, my mom and some family friends were at this
performance. -- I love your mom, by the way. --She's the best.
She's comes out all the
time, but there was one box in the middle of the screen in the back of the stage
towards the top that was like turning like blue and green in the middle
of this like Russian cloudy sky and it looked like there was like a UFO or
something was like coming through. So, John and I are on stage and we're in the
middle of "Rumor in St. Petersburg" and there's a point we're like we hubbub-
hubbub and we like move back up stage and we both look up, and were like, "The UFO's coming!" It looked like there was literally like a UFO that was coming
down into the scene. And my mom kept saying,
"Yeah the UFO would pop in
here and there," but it's usually, since it's a huge grid, it's usually like one
box here, one box there that will get finicky and then they can
reprogram it and then set it back up.
But for the most part it's
pretty incredible what Aaron and our production team has built with
that and what they're able to do with it. --It is beautiful. It would suck if like
there's somebody to hijacked it, and like Kardashian episode was playing on one of
those boxes. I mean, right, maybe that could happen.
--Someone just hacks in.
--Yeah, like some hack it in, yeah
--That's scary. -- I don't wanna think about that.
-- I don't think about that either. We're gonna take another break. We'll be right back with more Derek Klena.
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people about your amazing resume.
You've had a really great few years.
--Thanks, yeah it's been a crazy... --So, I first loved you in Dogfight. --Thank You.
--Dogfight, Lindsay Mendez,
Pasek and Paul musical.
They're famous now.
--Yeah, they're struggling
--Yeah, yeah those guys, wow, and then of course you were Carrie.
--Yeah.
--And then you were in Wicked.
You were a Fiyero. --I was.
--Bridges of Madison County, and now
Anastasia. Now, what all these shows have in common is that they all have crazy
fan bases.
--Yeah.
--Right? I mean they every one of those shows has like...
--A unique fan base
--Yeah, and I can't figure out if you're lucky enough to end
up in great shows with fan bases or if shows get great fan bases because of
Derek Klena. This is, you know, this is the question.
--No. -- I mean you have a lot to live up to now.
It's like you can't just do some random show that like no one's
gonna like.
--Oh, gosh. You set the bar high for yourself. You can't just go.
-- In your own 26 years, I mean, you're a young guy. I mean, I've been super fortunate, yeah.
I mean Dogfight kind of just happened. I. Was I was lucky to be in the room with
some amazing people that I think...
--I love that show. --Made that show what it is.
Yeah, I mean
Joe Mantello, Benj and Justin, Peter Duchan wrote the book. Lindsay, of course,
and yeah it was a killer room. And then Wicked is Wicked.
--Wicked is wicked.
-- And then Bridges of Madison County has its own like...
--Oh my god
--cult following, obviously Jason Robert Brown Tony-winning score... --Do you listen to that album?
--I haven't listened to it in a long time because it's weird to listen to your own album.
And I listened to
it for so long. --Yeah,
-- But, I mean Steve Pasquale, he's one of my favorite voices in the world. He's just crazy, and the Kelly's like
stunning.
--O'Hara, she got her own performing arts center, how about that? She deserves that.
--She does deserve that.
She is Wonder Woman, yeah, and during
Bridges she had just given birth and she was like, had her newborn baby backstage,
and like she's a champion, and now this. I. Mean it's, I've been super lucky to be a
part of these crazy, crazy groups of people, but I think it's definitely the
shows, I don't think it's me.
-- So let's go back a little bit. So when I
saw Dogfight, I went to opening night.
I was lucky enough to be seated next
to your mother, which was very entertaining and I loved getting to know
your mom during Dofight it was great. She was
very excited.
--Very excited --A big moment for you. So hi, mom! And I want to
go back a little bit to California where you grew up in like Orange County?
--West Covina --Okay, West Covina
--Now the city of Crazy Ex-Girlfriend.
Everybody knows the city of West Covina from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend. That is where I grew up. --That's so funny, right, okay so you clearly should have a role on this
--I know, and my mom's been like, "Do your agents know
that that's where you're from because you need to let them know that so they can get you
in the room." I was like "Mom, I'm sure.."
--You could put yourself on it. I don't know just an idea.
Just throwing it out there. I think your mom encouraged you, right, to
go into the theater? Did she, I mean she obviously drove you to the auditions. Where does that first start? What was your first, and I know you played sports and
we hear this story a lot.
--Yeah, my first...
--The guy has to choose between sports and singing
--Yeah it's very High School Musical
--We hear this.
--Early on, the first show I ever went to was Beauty and the Beast at the Shubert, in LA,
and so early on she exposed my siblings and me to the arts, and she
always had a love for it. So she got involved in that and then got us
involved in a children's theater that was happening in the area, and then
all these things started to happen as she noticed that we had a love for it, a
talent for it, and kept us involved. I. Started taking voice lessons when I was
like eight or nine years old.
I always had a really good ear, and that helped me
musically, and it's just.. What was the first song you sang on stage?
--I did Oliver when I was seven. --Wow.
--And that was the first big role for
me. --And you were Oliver.
-- I was Oliver, yeah.
-- Booked the lead right from start.
--Booked the lead and I played the
coveted role of Tom of Warwick in in Camelot in Downey CLO so that
that started my regionals. The Southern California regional game for me.
-- And the crazy thing is you actually got your first big New York audition because of
Facebook, correct?
--Yeah
--Like we hear a lot of good and bad things about Facebook.
--Yeah my first my very first New York audition was actually for the non-equity tour of Spring Awakening.
It came down to me and Chris Wood, who ended up playing the role
on tour. So that was my big first New York audition that I sent to tape in
for, but the one that led to my first New York job was from Facebook.
--So, Aaron Tveit from was in Seattle, correct?
--Yes Singing Catch Me If You Can before it
came to Broadway, and he has this big 11 o'clock number "Goodbye," which he
nailed.
--Yes.
Huge song, Shaiman/Whitman song and you decided to...
--I had done a competition in LA
--You sang it onstage.
--Made it to the top five, and one of the,
I got to do my own shows being one of the top five finalists of the
competition, so I decided that I wanted to sing that song in my show. So my piano
accompanist, musical director was able to put an arrangement together of the song,
so I was able to do it. So the show ends up getting reviewed, and Marc Shaiman...
--So they mentioned in the review that you sang this song, and Marc Shamain is probably like, "Wait a minute, there's no sheet music for this song."
--Yeah, and they're like who is this kid and why is he singing this song? --And they're like who's this kid? So, he sent me a Facebook message being
like, "So, I heard you sang this song. Did you sing it well?" And I was like, "What?
Like who is this guy?" --And, you didn't know he was? --I didn't know who he was, of course, like super naive.
I'm just gonna sing this song. So I look it up and I'm like, I thought I was
in big trouble. I was like, "Oh no. Is this illegal?" Is it illegal? --Illegally sang the song.
--But he was super nice, and he's like,
"That's awesome. Next time you sing it, just send me a recording because
we're gonna be looking for Aaron's standby when we transfer the show to
Broadway." So I was like... --Your head must have exploded at that point. --Yeah, I was like "What just
happened?" And then I actually got asked to sing the song again at a benefit in
Anaheim a month later.
-- And you filmed with like a five camera shoot with the proper
audio?
--No, no, yeah, it was all just just audio in a
recording studio, but the guys who were putting on the benefit
got the sheet music from Marc and they were like, "He wants you to send him an
mp3 like now, and I was like, "Okay." So I. Went to a friend's recording studio, put
down like a nice clean track, sent it off and that led to like a final callback
and work session for for Aaron's standby in Catch Me if You Can when I was
during my sophomore year of college. --And to casting directors and to all this stuff.
--Yeah, you know, of course it didn't work out but that was like my first big New York
edition, came in, did a dance call, a work session, two final callbacks, and you
know Telsey was like, "You know, this didn't work out, but there's a couple
other things we wanted to bring you in for, and one of which was Carrie. And so I
ended up sending it an audition for that, coming out for callbacks for the last
workshop of the show, did the workshop, flew back to school for
the last week of my sophomore year to do finals, found out a month later that I
got the offer for the off-Broadway run.
And then that was the big decision. I left school.
--And you always say, now I. Don't if you just say this to make your
mom happy, but you always say that you want to go and...Finish your studies.
-- I would love it to finish, not necessarily, I don't know if I'd be able to finish at UCLA.
--Right
--Like finish online or finish at a school out here, but I'd love to at some
point get my degree. I was studying psychology at the time and I feel like
if I wasn't to do theater anymore, or in acting in general, that I'd want to go
into like counseling or psychology that would be the career of choice.
So
I'd like to get my degree at some point.
--Yeah. I mean there's so
much ahead of you, and there's so many like you can think of dream
roles at every age.
-- Yeah, there's definitely a couple dream roles. I know
like Damn Yankees has been like kicking around for the next couple years so I would love
to do that at some point. I'd love to get more film and TV under my belt.
--Yeah!
--I've never done like a film.
--By the way, Unbreakable Kimmy Scmidt, that was fun.
--Super fun, yeah, after doing that, that's like my new life
goal is like a half-hour comedy. It's just the best environment, and of
course like that show's run by the best yeah. And that was just easy atmosphere,
everybody was just so happy, and the material is so funny.
That was definitely a highlight of like the TV experiences that I've had.
-- Awesome, well I'm excited for all of it. I love watching it all happen for you
and I can't see what's next. I can't wait to see the next 20, 30, 40, years of Derek
Klena, but right now just worry about like your wedding.
--Yeah
--Getting that going.
--Which will still be a ways out, yeah we're taking it slow. It's been
a busy year, but yeah we're very excited.
--And happy birthday!
--Thank you -- I'm so happy we got to see you on your birthday --Thank you. I'm so happy to be here on my
birthday.
--Awesome and I'm sure you'll look fabulous in Mary Beth Peil's drag whatever.
--Yes, yes, I can't wait, I can't wait to be graced with the necklace.
--Thank you so much.
--Thank you.
--Thank you for watching. We'll see you next time..
shows like Wicked The Bridges of Madison County and his current gig as Dimitri in
Broadway's Anastasia. On his 26th birthday,
my guest today talks about balancing sports and show tunes as a team,
mastering the art of the shaky stage door selfie, and how a Aaron Tveit song
and a Facebook message from a famous stranger got him to New York City. So he
sent me a Facebook message basically being like, "So I heard you saying the
song. Did you sing a well? And I was like what? Like who is this guy? And you didn't know who he was? I didn't know he was, of course, like super naively I'm gonna sing
this song.
So I look it up, and I'm like, like I thought I was in big trouble. I
was like, "Oh no." Sit back and take a shot as Derek Klena kicks off a new season of
Show People Hello Mr. Klena! Hi, hey, how are you doing?
I'm good. It's so good to see you.
So good to see you, thanks for having me. How's life on the
Broadway? It's amazing, you know, Anastasia It's a beautiful show, beautiful
beautiful people coming. Crazy fans. Yeah.
And you're playing like that like a dream roll? Yeah. I mean this This like one of those people that you
like grew up dreaming about? Yeah this is like one of the animated movies that I
was always like, "Oh wouldn't that be cool if they made a stage production of it
someday?" Yeah, and you're engaged. I am. A lot of
things are happening for you.
A lot, a lot, a lot happening. This is kind of like a peak moment in your
life. Yeah it's it's been like a crazy exciting year, and obviously an
exciting time. And, it's your birthday My birthday? Oh gosh.
It's not going to be your birthday when people watch this but today is your birthday. Today is my birthday. So we have a little gift little gift from from us. Oh, thank you.
Check that out. It's a little you know... Anastasia. Oh, there you
go! It's a classic, classic, classic.
Classic Russian vodka. Thank you guys. It is early in the day, but I would ask you if you wouldn't mind there's also something else on that bag.
Would you would you have a shot with me? All right. All right, let's do it.
Let's just kick it off. This might be the earliest shot I've
ever had. Yeah, me too, and this is the first interview I've done in a while
for Show People so I think we should kick it off and yeah I mean honor
of you and your many years. Wow, oh yeah, I shouldn't have I shouldn't
have topped it off should I? But, you know.
Cheers. Thank you so much.
Cheers to you. Happy Birthday, sir. Ah, yeah we did that.
It's real vodka. You did that It's really the real deal. Now since it says your birthday will there be other
drinking at some point? No, you know, the biggest thing the other thing I'm
looking forward to most tonight at Anastasia is we I get to wear the crown
jewels tonight. When you're the birthday boy or girl,
Marybeth who plays the beautiful Dowager Empress blesses you with
her crown jewels.
So I'll get to wear the crown and and the necklace tonight and
everyone will sing Happy Birthday, and we'll all celebrate over cake
pre-show. So I'm looking forward to that. I mean when you're on Broadway
you're in a schedule. Yes Yeah, so you can't really go crazy no I
mean you know guys in their 20s who may be they're celebrating a birthday.
Yeah, I got together with some friends this weekend we had like a
birthday dinner at like a hibachi restaurant. When's the
last time you did hibachi? Have you ever? It's been... I don't know. Okay it's I
haven't done it since probably like high school right and it's the best thing
ever Remind me what it's actually like.
You know they have those like those.. Like Benihana? They're at the table and they're flipping things and
you're cathing things in your mouth. You do this. But it's the most fun.
We have like
a small group of people and and yeah it was it was really fun. And what's
your fiancee, who probably was not your fiancee at that point... She was this was the day of. This dinner was planned to celebrate my birthday
and little did everyone know that we'd also be celebrating --And apple-picking
--Yeah, and apple picking.
--And avocado toast with bacon, which I
didn't know of. --It's it's more just avocado toast with bacon included, bacon on top and that's a must. And then like a drizzle of like ranch
dressing. And a ring? And a ring .
At what point did you decide that you would
propose with avocado toast? --It was earlier in the week when all this was
kind of coming to fruition. It didn't all come together in one week. --No, no I
mean I knew like we we celebrated our like eight years since we met this past
week. --So you met when you were a teenager? --I had celebrated my 18th
birthday a week after meeting her.
Wow. Wow. Which
is yeah which is crazy. So yeah, we've been together a long time.
We met at UCLA
and so it was So that's the first... It was zero week. It was like before we even started classes. I was going to say that's like the start of class.
Yeah, we moved in and friends from her
dorm were meeting up with friends from my dorm, just random people and we're like
let's go like meet people and like go to dinner. So we like we all went to the
sushi. --Marry them eventually? Exactly. --Who else
could say that? --No but we ended up sitting next to each other and like talking and we didn't actually start dating really until like like a couple months
later.
I mean we were talking off and on like You must have been like woah she's gorgeous. I was definitely like this girl's special and eight years later and
now we're engaged it's yeah kind of hard to believe. So the avocado toast
it's just a regular thing you do? Do you make food for her often? --It's our go-to. We'll either do like like diced potatoes grilled with like bacon like onions,
like a big mishmash of all the stuff, or avocado toast, and I felt like that
symbolized us.
And you know we like cherish, you know the Broadway schedule.
She works on a regular schedule, she works in the fashion industry and so
we hardly ever see each other, so the times that we do get to see each other. So, our special time I guess when we just sit and like actually get to
enjoy life together and is Saturday and Sunday mornings, so that it was a big
symbol of us and our happy time and I. Felt like it was appropriate.
It's so
sweet it's amazing that you found the right one so early I mean. I know. -- A lot of people must
say to you like really dude like this like you've been with her yeah now like
for all these formative years, and you've been like the toast, one of the
toasts of Broadway, I mean you had this amazing career happen you've had a lot
of attention, and and you've kind of had her by your side for that whole thing. Yeah she's been so supportive in the act the life of an actor is insane, and
so to have a functional relationship with an actor and someone who's not --She's not in the business.
She's not in the business. You know it's really hard and she moved out to
New York shortly after I did because I left during school after my junior year to
come out here for Carrie and then she actually graduated after her third year
at UCLA. -- Wow And was able to come out to New York to
pursue this this fashion Is she a genius? --She's really smart. --What's her favorite of your
performances? Oh gosh, this one probably.
Really? --She was a huge Anastasia fan
growing up, so when I got the audition and when I
actually got this and we were going to Hartford she was like, "I'm a little upset
that you're gonna be out of town for two and a half months, but if you're gonna
leave Anastasia is what I'll let you leave for." So, I was like thank you, that's nice,
so yeah she was thrilled and she's seen the show. She saw it in
Hartford like three or four times. She's seen the show here three or four times and
every time we have new friends coming into town she sees it again and
Anastasia holds a special place in her heart. --Yeah, I think about that little
girl that watched that movie over and over now she gets to marry Demetri.
--Yeah. --It's crazy! Of course she's excited. Yeah, it's very cool. --Well, I'm very excited
for you.
Thank you. --We're gonna take a quick
break and be right back and we're going to talk about Anastasia. We're back with Mr. Derek Klenna, who
of course is Dimitri in Anastasia, dream role for you and your fiancee.
Yeah, definitely. We've been enjoying the Broadway.Com vlog Royal Misfits, Christy Altomare is
amazing backstage vlog. --She is, she's like the showrunner of it. I feel like
she comes in with like a storyboard every week and like a script and like
we all sit down at the table and we're all like alright let's just do a
read-through.
She's so prepared. --She's putting a lot of
pressure on the cast or is it a welcome , a welcome diversion? No, I
mean it's definitely a team effort all around because the thing with the vlogs
is like being the leading role in the show she's on stage the entire time,
so we don't really get like many times to to have those like
goof-off moments like backstage. We don't have a lot of backstage time so she has
to be very strategic about when all this gets planned and like when we're filming and
so the cast and everybody's had to like you know come in like 15 minutes, half
hour early to like you know calls it's like to film certain scenes. There's a special call for Royal Misfits? No seriously.--We have like a call, but everyone is super game.
--She also edits it, too. She edits it because like this episode that's coming out this week John and I
John and I did like a scene where we got into a big fight over like something
that I discovered with it.. Yes, it's been brewing over
the course of the season yeah. The arc.
The climactic fight is finally here
that we've all been waiting for. So we literally, Christy's like perched
in like the corner of John's room as him and I are just getting to each other's
faces then we could end it like cut and like she's like you guys just moving a
little closer because they're not quite in frame and we're like okay we'll do it
again, we'll take it from that line, and then we get through halfway through the
scene and like one of us would start laughing. We'd be like alright just keep
rolling keep rolling keep going. We're gonna start over, so poor Christy's
sitting there going like in her head, "Oh my god.
I'm gonna have to edit this
together." And they're just chopping this whole scene up, but she's a trouper and
she has a vision obviously she has a vision, and
yeah we trust her. What I love about the vlogs is really you get a sense of how
fun is between the cast and sort of the backstage life of shows. This seems
like a very rich like a rich backstage, Anastasia. Yes and I think that that started even
during a rehearsal process.
I mean starting from the top Darko Tresnjak, our
director created this comfortable, positive environment that I think
everybody kind of fed off. And that translated to the writers and in
their writing process and to the cast. And yeah it's a great building,
everybody's, we're all really great friends and I think that's why the vlog
and the show honestly, the show has been successful. I think is I think a big
part is there's just a warmth in the building and and we are one big family,
which I feel like doesn't always happen on Broadway.
You know there's so much
stress that's involved and it's so physical maintaining a show for an
extended period of time, but we're all in this together and and it's uh yeah it's
a lot of really really good people. So what about the the Fan-astasias? As there
are many of them. And I haven't been in been in your dressing room, but
I've been in Christie's dressing room, and there's like there's art everywhere. I
mean it's wallpaper with you know.
We've all been in it in the vlog,
but we it's wallpapered with this fan stuff. With a fan mail, yeah. We do, we
have crazy fans. We have fans from the film we have new fans of the show,
fans of the story, fans of ours from like previous works, so there's just
everyone's like jointed together as like the Fan-atasia movement, it
grows so positive.
--Can they sometimes not breathe when they see you, because I saw the show, and I. Sat next to a young Japanese
girl who was just quietly gasping throughout the entire show, like she
would she was losing her mind like it was like she was in a virtual reality
game and not believing that this thing she dreamt of is coming to life in front
of her, so it seems like they might actually have a difficult time
communicating. --They do and it's it's funny: the selfie game gets like
super extreme. Everybody wants a selfie, so once one person starts
doing a selfie, everybody wants a selfie.
And we're more
than happy to like pose and yeah you know we appreciate them being --That's a
lot of selfies. -- It's a lot of selfies, but the best are the shaky selfies the
people that are so excited, so excited that we can't get a good one so every
once in a while there'll be a one of these, which is super sweet and they're
usually we'll help them out and be like alright, here we go
you'll get it, I'll tap it. I'll tap it You just hold, which is really sweet, but
there there is the occasional shaky selfie and we do get like overexcited
because people have waited years, years for this, and this coming
November is a 20th anniversary of the film. Oh my god what's gonna happen? We
going to do something? --What are we going to do? I honestly don't know what we're doing, but, we're probably going to do something.
Yeah, so it's a 20 years since the film came out, so all these people that have grown
up with it and waited all this time for its have finally come to be a Broadway
show is happening and it's exciting do things go wrong on stage? I mean you seem
like you have a really great poker face. I feel like you would really be able to
like keep things... You know who doesn't have a good poker face though
John Bolton. And he, when I see him starting to giggle, because he can be
like Jolly Vlad, and he's going to hate me for saying this but his role has a little more leeway
than mine does on the spectrum, but he's this is the best guy
ever, but lately you know we have enough inside jokes now that if something does
happen on stage, we really have to keep it together because we're like, "John, it's really great that we're such good friends, but this is a problem." Like
if one of us starts breaking, the other one knows it, and then it just...
So it
slowly starts to spiral. So there are moments when we definitely have to keep
it together. Lately the show has been pretty good, not like it's not like a ton
of mishaps. Every once in a while someone will just space out and start
to do choreo or like go somewhere that they're not supposed to go.
That
like was fun and interesting. We're like, "Oh, where are you today? Oh okay you can make that round?" Or like, you know, just the minute you start to think about blocking
and lines and all of that is when like problem like when you just get in your head
things. Like, now it's like it's just in your body and like you just let it
happen it'll happen so when you start to think about it, that's when things get interesting. Does anything go wrong with all the video?
There's a lot video.
Like, it's all video screens. Or, are they ever in the wrong country? -- It's usually, oh, this is actually kind of funny. The other day, because it's it's a
giant board of all these little mini squares, these LED squares that make up this giant screen. It's like a screen in Times Square, and...
--By the way, Frozen, same thing.
--Yeah, yeah, Aaron Rhyne. So, my mom and some family friends were at this
performance. -- I love your mom, by the way. --She's the best.
She's comes out all the
time, but there was one box in the middle of the screen in the back of the stage
towards the top that was like turning like blue and green in the middle
of this like Russian cloudy sky and it looked like there was like a UFO or
something was like coming through. So, John and I are on stage and we're in the
middle of "Rumor in St. Petersburg" and there's a point we're like we hubbub-
hubbub and we like move back up stage and we both look up, and were like, "The UFO's coming!" It looked like there was literally like a UFO that was coming
down into the scene. And my mom kept saying,
"Yeah the UFO would pop in
here and there," but it's usually, since it's a huge grid, it's usually like one
box here, one box there that will get finicky and then they can
reprogram it and then set it back up.
But for the most part it's
pretty incredible what Aaron and our production team has built with
that and what they're able to do with it. --It is beautiful. It would suck if like
there's somebody to hijacked it, and like Kardashian episode was playing on one of
those boxes. I mean, right, maybe that could happen.
--Someone just hacks in.
--Yeah, like some hack it in, yeah
--That's scary. -- I don't wanna think about that.
-- I don't think about that either. We're gonna take another break. We'll be right back with more Derek Klena.
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people about your amazing resume.
You've had a really great few years.
--Thanks, yeah it's been a crazy... --So, I first loved you in Dogfight. --Thank You.
--Dogfight, Lindsay Mendez,
Pasek and Paul musical.
They're famous now.
--Yeah, they're struggling
--Yeah, yeah those guys, wow, and then of course you were Carrie.
--Yeah.
--And then you were in Wicked.
You were a Fiyero. --I was.
--Bridges of Madison County, and now
Anastasia. Now, what all these shows have in common is that they all have crazy
fan bases.
--Yeah.
--Right? I mean they every one of those shows has like...
--A unique fan base
--Yeah, and I can't figure out if you're lucky enough to end
up in great shows with fan bases or if shows get great fan bases because of
Derek Klena. This is, you know, this is the question.
--No. -- I mean you have a lot to live up to now.
It's like you can't just do some random show that like no one's
gonna like.
--Oh, gosh. You set the bar high for yourself. You can't just go.
-- In your own 26 years, I mean, you're a young guy. I mean, I've been super fortunate, yeah.
I mean Dogfight kind of just happened. I. Was I was lucky to be in the room with
some amazing people that I think...
--I love that show. --Made that show what it is.
Yeah, I mean
Joe Mantello, Benj and Justin, Peter Duchan wrote the book. Lindsay, of course,
and yeah it was a killer room. And then Wicked is Wicked.
--Wicked is wicked.
-- And then Bridges of Madison County has its own like...
--Oh my god
--cult following, obviously Jason Robert Brown Tony-winning score... --Do you listen to that album?
--I haven't listened to it in a long time because it's weird to listen to your own album.
And I listened to
it for so long. --Yeah,
-- But, I mean Steve Pasquale, he's one of my favorite voices in the world. He's just crazy, and the Kelly's like
stunning.
--O'Hara, she got her own performing arts center, how about that? She deserves that.
--She does deserve that.
She is Wonder Woman, yeah, and during
Bridges she had just given birth and she was like, had her newborn baby backstage,
and like she's a champion, and now this. I. Mean it's, I've been super lucky to be a
part of these crazy, crazy groups of people, but I think it's definitely the
shows, I don't think it's me.
-- So let's go back a little bit. So when I
saw Dogfight, I went to opening night.
I was lucky enough to be seated next
to your mother, which was very entertaining and I loved getting to know
your mom during Dofight it was great. She was
very excited.
--Very excited --A big moment for you. So hi, mom! And I want to
go back a little bit to California where you grew up in like Orange County?
--West Covina --Okay, West Covina
--Now the city of Crazy Ex-Girlfriend.
Everybody knows the city of West Covina from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend. That is where I grew up. --That's so funny, right, okay so you clearly should have a role on this
--I know, and my mom's been like, "Do your agents know
that that's where you're from because you need to let them know that so they can get you
in the room." I was like "Mom, I'm sure.."
--You could put yourself on it. I don't know just an idea.
Just throwing it out there. I think your mom encouraged you, right, to
go into the theater? Did she, I mean she obviously drove you to the auditions. Where does that first start? What was your first, and I know you played sports and
we hear this story a lot.
--Yeah, my first...
--The guy has to choose between sports and singing
--Yeah it's very High School Musical
--We hear this.
--Early on, the first show I ever went to was Beauty and the Beast at the Shubert, in LA,
and so early on she exposed my siblings and me to the arts, and she
always had a love for it. So she got involved in that and then got us
involved in a children's theater that was happening in the area, and then
all these things started to happen as she noticed that we had a love for it, a
talent for it, and kept us involved. I. Started taking voice lessons when I was
like eight or nine years old.
I always had a really good ear, and that helped me
musically, and it's just.. What was the first song you sang on stage?
--I did Oliver when I was seven. --Wow.
--And that was the first big role for
me. --And you were Oliver.
-- I was Oliver, yeah.
-- Booked the lead right from start.
--Booked the lead and I played the
coveted role of Tom of Warwick in in Camelot in Downey CLO so that
that started my regionals. The Southern California regional game for me.
-- And the crazy thing is you actually got your first big New York audition because of
Facebook, correct?
--Yeah
--Like we hear a lot of good and bad things about Facebook.
--Yeah my first my very first New York audition was actually for the non-equity tour of Spring Awakening.
It came down to me and Chris Wood, who ended up playing the role
on tour. So that was my big first New York audition that I sent to tape in
for, but the one that led to my first New York job was from Facebook.
--So, Aaron Tveit from was in Seattle, correct?
--Yes Singing Catch Me If You Can before it
came to Broadway, and he has this big 11 o'clock number "Goodbye," which he
nailed.
--Yes.
Huge song, Shaiman/Whitman song and you decided to...
--I had done a competition in LA
--You sang it onstage.
--Made it to the top five, and one of the,
I got to do my own shows being one of the top five finalists of the
competition, so I decided that I wanted to sing that song in my show. So my piano
accompanist, musical director was able to put an arrangement together of the song,
so I was able to do it. So the show ends up getting reviewed, and Marc Shaiman...
--So they mentioned in the review that you sang this song, and Marc Shamain is probably like, "Wait a minute, there's no sheet music for this song."
--Yeah, and they're like who is this kid and why is he singing this song? --And they're like who's this kid? So, he sent me a Facebook message being
like, "So, I heard you sang this song. Did you sing it well?" And I was like, "What?
Like who is this guy?" --And, you didn't know he was? --I didn't know who he was, of course, like super naive.
I'm just gonna sing this song. So I look it up and I'm like, I thought I was
in big trouble. I was like, "Oh no. Is this illegal?" Is it illegal? --Illegally sang the song.
--But he was super nice, and he's like,
"That's awesome. Next time you sing it, just send me a recording because
we're gonna be looking for Aaron's standby when we transfer the show to
Broadway." So I was like... --Your head must have exploded at that point. --Yeah, I was like "What just
happened?" And then I actually got asked to sing the song again at a benefit in
Anaheim a month later.
-- And you filmed with like a five camera shoot with the proper
audio?
--No, no, yeah, it was all just just audio in a
recording studio, but the guys who were putting on the benefit
got the sheet music from Marc and they were like, "He wants you to send him an
mp3 like now, and I was like, "Okay." So I. Went to a friend's recording studio, put
down like a nice clean track, sent it off and that led to like a final callback
and work session for for Aaron's standby in Catch Me if You Can when I was
during my sophomore year of college. --And to casting directors and to all this stuff.
--Yeah, you know, of course it didn't work out but that was like my first big New York
edition, came in, did a dance call, a work session, two final callbacks, and you
know Telsey was like, "You know, this didn't work out, but there's a couple
other things we wanted to bring you in for, and one of which was Carrie. And so I
ended up sending it an audition for that, coming out for callbacks for the last
workshop of the show, did the workshop, flew back to school for
the last week of my sophomore year to do finals, found out a month later that I
got the offer for the off-Broadway run.
And then that was the big decision. I left school.
--And you always say, now I. Don't if you just say this to make your
mom happy, but you always say that you want to go and...Finish your studies.
-- I would love it to finish, not necessarily, I don't know if I'd be able to finish at UCLA.
--Right
--Like finish online or finish at a school out here, but I'd love to at some
point get my degree. I was studying psychology at the time and I feel like
if I wasn't to do theater anymore, or in acting in general, that I'd want to go
into like counseling or psychology that would be the career of choice.
So
I'd like to get my degree at some point.
--Yeah. I mean there's so
much ahead of you, and there's so many like you can think of dream
roles at every age.
-- Yeah, there's definitely a couple dream roles. I know
like Damn Yankees has been like kicking around for the next couple years so I would love
to do that at some point. I'd love to get more film and TV under my belt.
--Yeah!
--I've never done like a film.
--By the way, Unbreakable Kimmy Scmidt, that was fun.
--Super fun, yeah, after doing that, that's like my new life
goal is like a half-hour comedy. It's just the best environment, and of
course like that show's run by the best yeah. And that was just easy atmosphere,
everybody was just so happy, and the material is so funny.
That was definitely a highlight of like the TV experiences that I've had.
-- Awesome, well I'm excited for all of it. I love watching it all happen for you
and I can't see what's next. I can't wait to see the next 20, 30, 40, years of Derek
Klena, but right now just worry about like your wedding.
--Yeah
--Getting that going.
--Which will still be a ways out, yeah we're taking it slow. It's been
a busy year, but yeah we're very excited.
--And happy birthday!
--Thank you -- I'm so happy we got to see you on your birthday --Thank you. I'm so happy to be here on my
birthday.
--Awesome and I'm sure you'll look fabulous in Mary Beth Peil's drag whatever.
--Yes, yes, I can't wait, I can't wait to be graced with the necklace.
--Thank you so much.
--Thank you.
--Thank you for watching. We'll see you next time..
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